So you're a British man who converted to Islam, sort of like Cat Stevens?
No. Until the early part of this century, India was in fact part of the British Empire, whose government there was called the British Raj after the Hindi word for "sovereignty". Furthermore —
Wait — so sorry. [to her bowling ball] What? DAD! No, he's not a commie, nor a fruit. [to the Blue Raja] Sorry. His ignorance embarrasses me.
Sorry, but am I to understand that you've inserted your father's skull inside of that... ball for bowling?
No. The guy at the pro shop did it.
