Evelyn Stockard-Price Get off me, you pervert!
Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in House on Haunted Hill (1999): in 9 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Steven H. Price (7)
Scenes with Evelyn Stockard-Price
9 scenes Evelyn Stockard-Price Evelyn Stockard-Price Evelyn Stockard-Price I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own - a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.
Evelyn Stockard-Price [Hearing Melissa's screams from another part of the house]
Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for.
Evelyn Stockard-Price [After Evelyn caught Price when he attempts to leave]
And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid which was exactly that.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.
Come on honey, let's go down and meet your guests.
Evelyn Stockard-Price You go ahead darling, I'm just going to run scolding. Hot water over the places you just touched me.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Who invited them?
I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you, who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?
Evelyn Stockard-Price Ooh, spooky.
Evelyn Stockard-Price You ever find out what happened to that little TV reporter?
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
No. They never found her
Evelyn Stockard-Price So we don't even know if the little bitch is dead or alive?
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
But I think Price must have killed her. There's no other explanation.
Evelyn Stockard-Price There's plenty, you moron. For all we know, Steven's got her spying on us right now.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
Oh, bullshit.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Oh, God. This whole **** thing's falling apart.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
It's not baby, it's not. Somebody's gonna pull the trigger
Evelyn Stockard-Price But nobody has yet, Donald. There not at the breaking point. The bozos have to believe that their lives are in danger
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
They have your death at his hands. How much more do they need?
Evelyn Stockard-Price But they didn't see it happen. They still have their doubts their confused. What we need is another body. Steven's bloody hands right next to him.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
Well how the hell are we gonna do that?
Evelyn Stockard-Price [laughs]
This may sound a little crazy but hear me out.
[Evelyn brutally stabs Donald]
Evelyn Stockard-Price Oh Steven you poor clueless old geek, all it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended please just know one thing, from the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand just the sight of you has made me want to puke.
[Steven wakes up and grabs Evelyn by the throat.]
Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
Evelyn Stockard-Price How?
You must be kidding me, I'm Steven goddamn Price.
Evelyn Stockard-Price [Steven chokes her.] [trying to talk]
Sweetie?
Anything angel just speak it.
Evelyn Stockard-Price What are you going to do?
Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure.
Evelyn Stockard-Price Witnesses.
[grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor]
You're already dead, Evelyn.
