Okay but one more thing, How do we get down from here?
[Eddie and Sara laugh at their amusing predicament.]
Steven H. Price
Geoffrey Rush · 13 quotes
Watson Pritchett
Chris Kattan · 11 quotes
Eddie Baker
Taye Diggs · 9 quotes
Evelyn Stockard-Price
Famke Janssen · 9 quotes
Sara Wolfe
Ali Larter · 4 quotes
Peter Graves
1 quote
Most scenes together: Steven H. Price & Evelyn Stockard-Price (7), Eddie Baker & Watson Pritchett (4), Eddie Baker & Sara Wolfe (3)
House on Haunted Hill quotes
Page 1 of 3[turns around]
That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.
That was the most fun I've had all day.
You need to get out more.
Get off me, you pervert!
Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own - a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.
Oh Steven you poor clueless old geek, all it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended please just know one thing, from the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand just the sight of you has made me want to puke.
[Steven wakes up and grabs Evelyn by the throat.]
Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
You must be kidding me, I'm Steven goddamn Price.
Anything angel just speak it.
What are you going to do?
Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure.
Witnesses.
[grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor]
You're already dead, Evelyn.
Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid which was exactly that.
Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.
Who invited them?
I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you, who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?
Ooh, spooky.
You ever find out what happened to that little TV reporter?
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
No. They never found her
So we don't even know if the little bitch is dead or alive?
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
But I think Price must have killed her. There's no other explanation.
There's plenty, you moron. For all we know, Steven's got her spying on us right now.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
Oh, bullshit.
Oh, God. This whole **** thing's falling apart.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
It's not baby, it's not. Somebody's gonna pull the trigger
But nobody has yet, Donald. There not at the breaking point. The bozos have to believe that their lives are in danger
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
They have your death at his hands. How much more do they need?
But they didn't see it happen. They still have their doubts their confused. What we need is another body. Steven's bloody hands right next to him.
Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
Well how the hell are we gonna do that?
[laughs]
This may sound a little crazy but hear me out.
[Evelyn brutally stabs Donald]
I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.
Right, then where will we be?
Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!
Is this house really haunted?
Come on honey, let's go down and meet your guests.
You go ahead darling, I'm just going to run scolding. Hot water over the places you just touched me.
I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.