(making a toast)
Ok, i just wanna say What's up? Grandma, grandpa... and ... to the other two old people...What's up? ... yeah, you two.
Doug Butabi
Chris Kattan · 20 quotes
Steve Butabi
Will Ferrell · 20 quotes
Kamehl Butabi
Dan Hedaya · 5 quotes
Mr. Zadir
Chazz Palminteri · 4 quotes
Cambi
Elisa Donovan · 3 quotes
Craig
Lochlyn Munro · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Steve Butabi & Doug Butabi (11), Steve Butabi & Kamehl Butabi (3), Doug Butabi & Kamehl Butabi (2)
A Night at The Roxbury quotes
Page 1 of 3(trying to act intelligent in front of his "girlfriend")
: "Like... we see a picture of this young lady. But to the lady, are we just a picture of us? Did you ever think about that?"
Can you believe we actually had sex with these asswads?
Richard Grieco, you see right through me.
Did you grab my ass? (pause) Do you want to?
Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts.
Really? Doing what? Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump?
Bouncer
Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.
We're on the list.
Bouncer
Name?
Steve and Doug Butabi.
Bouncer
You're brothers?
No...?
YES.
Man, works every time.
Bouncer
That's very funny.
Yea, Doug's hilarious.
There you are. We got scared.
Of who, we'll kick his ass.
No we got scared someone stole you away from us.
Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.
Oh...OH.
So hey, let me ask you something. How long have we been friends?
All seven years of high-school.
Yeah, at least.
That's why I gotta be real with you right now and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. Look this is aprofessional trainer, guys, I'm a little worried about your triceps. i mean you guys aren’t going all the way down and it's called full extention. And I'm not seeing it.
Craig, you're right. We actually had a long talk about that the other night.
Looong taaalk.
I just don't want you guys to cheat on yourselves. And I'm sorry to come down here like this but ... pfff ... in a weird way it's my job.
Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you.
So, still friends?
You know it!
I'm glad we had this talk.
Girl
We're not in the club yet.
Right.
About the store? You sit around thinking about the store? You're supposed to be thinking about ... (sees two hot ladies) Hey what's up? (to the ladies)
You want some of this?
Or a little of that?
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
What?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Yeah, he was, seriously.
And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
And who do you think that guy was?
Emilio Estevez.
The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
I was like, "Emilio."
So, is Johnny Depp meeting up here?
Richard Grieco *hostile tone*...no.
Why go out for burgers when you have steak at home?
You're right, we should go out for lunch after this.