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Night at The Roxbury, A

Night at The Roxbury, A quotes

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Craig
Doug Butabi
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Steve Butabi


View Quote (making a toast) Ok, i just wanna say What's up? Grandma, grandpa... and ... to the other two old people...What's up? ... yeah, you two.
View Quote (trying to act intelligent in front of his "girlfriend"): "Like... we see a picture of this young lady. But to the lady, are we just a picture of us? Did you ever think about that?"
View Quote Cambi: Can you believe we actually had sex with these asswads?
View Quote Kamehl Butabi: Richard Grieco, you see right through me.
View Quote Mr. Zadir: Did you grab my ass? (pause) Do you want to?
View Quote Bouncer: Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.
Doug: We're on the list.
Bouncer: Name?
Steve: Steve and Doug Butabi.
Bouncer: You're brothers?
Doug: No...?
Steve: YES.
Doug: Man, works every time.
Bouncer: That's very funny.
Steve: Yea, Doug's hilarious.
View Quote Cambi: There you are. We got scared.
Doug: Of who, we'll kick his ass.
Cambi: No we got scared someone stole you away from us.
Doug: Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.
Steve: Oh...OH.
View Quote Craig: So hey, let me ask you something. How long have we been friends?
Steve: All seven years of high-school.
Doug: Yeah, at least.
Craig: That's why I gotta be real with you right now and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. Look this is aprofessional trainer, guys, I'm a little worried about your triceps. i mean you guys aren’t going all the way down and it's called full extention. And I'm not seeing it.
Doug: Craig, you're right. We actually had a long talk about that the other night.
Steve: Looong taaalk.
Craig: I just don't want you guys to cheat on yourselves. And I'm sorry to come down here like this but ... pfff ... in a weird way it's my job.
Steve: Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you.
Craig: So, still friends?
Doug and Steve: You know it!
Craig: I'm glad we had this talk.
View Quote Doug: [outside The Roxbury] So... you want to dance?
Girl: We're not in the club yet.
Doug: Right.
View Quote Doug: About the store? You sit around thinking about the store? You're supposed to be thinking about ... (sees two hot ladies) Hey what's up? (to the ladies)
Steve: You want some of this?
Doug: Or a little of that?
View Quote Doug: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cambi: What?
Doug: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
View Quote Doug: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug: Emilio Estevez.
Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve: I was like, "Emilio."
View Quote Doug: So, is Johnny Depp meeting up here?
Richard Grieco:*hostile tone*...no.
View Quote Doug: Why go out for burgers when you have steak at home?
Steve: You're right, we should go out for lunch after this.
View Quote Doug: You can take our phones and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams.
Steve: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.