Shannon Elizabeth movie quotes

20 quotes from 4 movies

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) as Justice

View Quote Justice: They didn't really steal the monkey. It was just a diversion so we could steal these.
[showing a bag of stolen diamonds]
Justice: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The C.L.I.T is not real.
Whillenholly: No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth.

View Quote Jay: So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?
[Justice kisses him passionately]
Jay: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck?
Justice: No. Go.
Jay: ****.
[Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]
Jay: Get off my Kool-Aid mother****a!

View Quote Justice: If I go to prison will you wait for me?
Jay: Hmm, I don't know. Will you **** me when you get out?
[Justice kisses him passionately]
Jay: Don't change the subject. Will you **** me when you get out?
Justice: Snoogans.
[Goes back to kissing Jay]

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American Pie 2 (2001) as Nadia

View Quote Jim: Nadia, please don't take this the wrong way - You are everything I used to want in a woman, and as much as I'm really, really going to regret this, I think I need to be with someone else.
Nadia: You--you want the band geek?
Jim: Nadia, I am a band geek. I just never joined the band.

View Quote Sherman: I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Nadia: I am lucky lady?
Sherman: That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

View Quote Nadia: **** me, geek!
Sherman: Affirmative!

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Thir13en Ghosts (2001) as Kathy

View Quote Rafkin: Quite a place you've got.
Kathy: Yeah. We're moving in!
Arthur: [Holds up key] Well... one step at a time. [Inserts key in door, opens it and enters]
Bobby: Dad! You broke it!
Kathy: Bobby. Give it a rest.

View Quote Arthur: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
Kathy: We have a family fortune?
Arthur: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.

View Quote Maggie: Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby: What is he late for?
Kathy: His next birthday.
Bobby: [Excitedly] You mean he's dead?!
Kathy: Now we get his attention.

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Scary Movie (2000) as Buffy

View Quote Cindy: Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet?
Buffy: For what?
Brenda: Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass!
Bobby: Good idea, I'll take credit cards!
Brenda: I want the jewelry!
Ray: I'm-a take his drawers!

View Quote Buffy: Doofy! Mom said get home now.
Doofy: Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
Buffy: Cindy, you okay?
Doofy: Hey, hey, hey! No talking to the witness!
Buffy: Go get in the car, Doofy, she's coming with us.
Doofy: Does Mom know?
Buffy: Yeah, Doofus!
Doofy: Mom says when I wear this badge your supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Buffy: Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
All The Police Officers: Yeah! Ha ha! (laughing at Doofy and clapping)

View Quote Buffy: Well, I'm much more of a people person. I'd rather feed all the hungry little children of the world and much rather help my fellow man than some animal.
[A homeless man approaches.]
Homeless Man: Spare a dollar?
Buffy: Eww! Get away from me, you bum!
Cindy: Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry?
(Cindy gives the man a sandwich from her lunch bag.)
Cindy: Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich.
Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch!
(The homeless man hits Cindy in the back of the head with the sandwich.)
Cindy: Ow!