Maggie quotes from Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Played by Rah Digga

View Quote [Walking through house wreckage, last lines] This is it for me. I'm on the first ****in' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!

View Quote [Talking to herself] Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people...

View Quote Did the lawyer split?

View Quote Miss Maggie does not do windows.

Scenes with Maggie

View Quote Dennis Rafkin: [Seeing that several of the ghost cell doors are now open] What the hell? Give me those! [Takes Maggie's glasses] Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open. [The Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer] Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
Maggie: Do what?
Dennis Rafkin: They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat BOO!

View Quote Rafkin: Oh. Oh boy.
Maggie: What?
Rafkin: Uh, that's the symbol of The Jackal.
Maggie: What's The Jackal?
Rafkin: The Jackal is the Charlie Manson of ghosts and if The Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!

View Quote Maggie: [The Angry Princess walks toward Maggie with a butcher knife] Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!
Rafkin: ...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way. Go, go, go, go! [Ạs they run down another hallway]

View Quote Rafkin: There are ghosts in the basement!
Maggie: [Points down] In this basement?
Rafkin: Of course in this basement! What is it with you people? If it were next door, I wouldn't give a shit!

View Quote Maggie: Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
Kathy: Thank you, Maggie.
Maggie: I prefer the term bitch.

View Quote Maggie: Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby: What is he late for?
Kathy: His next birthday.
Bobby: [Excitedly] You mean he's dead?!
Kathy: Now we get his attention.

View Quote Rafkin: S-stop!
Maggie: W-what??
Rafkin: D-don't move! Don't speak! Somehow....we are behind enemy lines. [First Born Son approaches them] Hey little guy. [Holds up hand] How?
Maggie: I don't think you should be doing that!
Rafkin: Shut up!
Maggie: YOU shut up! You're the one who keeps pissing him off!

Other characters in Thir13en Ghosts (2001): Dennis Rafkin · Kalina · Arthur · Kathy · Cyrus Kriticos