He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
We have a family fortune?
Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.
Dennis Rafkin
Matthew Lillard · 16 quotes
Maggie
Rah Digga · 11 quotes
Kalina
Embeth Davidtz · 7 quotes
Arthur
Tony Shalhoub · 6 quotes
Kathy
Shannon Elizabeth · 4 quotes
Cyrus Kriticos
F. Murray Abraham · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dennis Rafkin & Maggie (5), Dennis Rafkin & Arthur (4), Maggie & Kathy (2)
Thir13en Ghosts quotes
Page 1 of 2I told them not to leave this spot.
What do you expect? They're kids.
Well, thank you, Dr. Phil.
Ben Moss
Now he's gonna tell you that Cyrus owed him money.
He did owe me money. He owed me a shit load of money!
[Seeing that several of the ghost cell doors are now open]
What the hell? Give me those! [Takes Maggie's glasses] Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open. [The Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer] Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
Do what?
They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat BOO!
Who are you to play God?
Playing is for children.
I'm not leaving without my kids!
[Still looking up]
Try telling him that.
[Arthur looks up to see Kalina looking at the First Born Son]
Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
Thank you, Maggie.
I prefer the term bitch.
Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby
What is he late for?
His next birthday.
Bobby
[Excitedly]
You mean he's dead?!
Now we get his attention.
[The Angry Princess walks toward Maggie with a butcher knife]
Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!
...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way. Go, go, go, go! [Ạs they run down another hallway]
I hate this job.
It doesn't seem to like you much either. Wonder why.
If you have something to say, just say it.
Oh okay then...why don't we start with: This is all your goddamn fault!!! If you didn't catch them we wouldn't be running from them now would we?!
It's his uncle that built the damn house!
Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?
I had my reasons.
Money, you parasite! You stole people's souls for money. How depraved is that?
If you hadn't noticed. I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes; alright so yeah I'm depraved and Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so...
He didn't accept you, you're so pathetic! He used you!
Shut up, both of you. Cut him some slack. What difference does it make?
You didn't tell him, did you?
Oh god, tell me what, what now?
About the fourth ghost.
No, don't do this. I didn't tell him. Don't do this.
He has a right to know!
What about the fourth ghost?
St. Luke's hospital, six months ago.
You're saying my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?
I didn't know you. I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband.
Why in God's name? Why? Tell me why her!
I don't know why. Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. When I found out who you were, God, I've been trying to help you.
You call this help? She's right, this is all your goddamn fault!
I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, but just- just stay with me, okay? I used to hunt displaced spiritual energies with your uncle.
I'm sorry?
Uhh, P.K. agents. Revenants. Uh, uh, uh - Like wraiths. Wraiths? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
That's okay - that's okay. I'll do it the easy way. Ghosts. I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.
GHOSTS! Ghosts! Goddammit, listen to me!
Oh. Oh boy.
What?
Uh, that's the symbol of The Jackal.
What's The Jackal?
The Jackal is the Charlie Manson of ghosts and if The Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!
Quite a place you've got.
Yeah. We're moving in!
Bobby
Dad! You broke it!
Bobby. Give it a rest.
S-stop!
W-what??
D-don't move! Don't speak! Somehow....we are behind enemy lines. [First Born Son approaches them] Hey little guy. [Holds up hand] How?
I don't think you should be doing that!
Shut up!
YOU shut up! You're the one who keeps pissing him off!
There are ghosts in the basement!
Of course in this basement! What is it with you people? If it were next door, I wouldn't give a shit!