Kalina I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century.
3rd most-quoted character in Thir13en Ghosts (2001): in 7 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Arthur (2)
We have 10 minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan.
More lines from Kalina
3 quotes Kalina Kalina W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed.
Kalina Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!
Scenes with Kalina
3 scenes Kalina Who are you to play God?
Playing is for children.
I hate this job.
Kalina It doesn't seem to like you much either. Wonder why.
If you have something to say, just say it.
Kalina Oh okay then...why don't we start with: This is all your goddamn fault!!! If you didn't catch them we wouldn't be running from them now would we?!
It's his uncle that built the damn house!
Kalina Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?
I had my reasons.
Kalina Money, you parasite! You stole people's souls for money. How depraved is that?
If you hadn't noticed. I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes; alright so yeah I'm depraved and Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so...
Kalina He didn't accept you, you're so pathetic! He used you!
Shut up, both of you. Cut him some slack. What difference does it make?
Kalina You didn't tell him, did you?
Oh god, tell me what, what now?
Kalina About the fourth ghost.
No, don't do this. I didn't tell him. Don't do this.
Kalina He has a right to know!
What about the fourth ghost?
Kalina St. Luke's hospital, six months ago.
You're saying my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?
I didn't know you. I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband.
Why in God's name? Why? Tell me why her!
I don't know why. Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. When I found out who you were, God, I've been trying to help you.
You call this help? She's right, this is all your goddamn fault!
Kalina [Looking up]
We gotta go.
I'm not leaving without my kids!
Kalina [Still looking up]
Try telling him that.
[Arthur looks up to see Kalina looking at the First Born Son]
