Chaka's Production Assistant
[after asked to get a new clean latte]
Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.
Chaka Luther King
[slaps it out his hands]
Get that shit the **** out of here.
Scenes with Chaka's Production Assistant
4 scenes Chaka's Production Assistant
Chaka Luther King
Chaka's Production Assistant
You the man.
Chaka Luther King
No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Chaka
This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Chaka's Production Assistant
Or House Party 3!
Chaka
Shut the **** up.
Chaka's Production Assistant
Here's your coffee sir.
Chaka
Did you spit in it?
Chaka's Production Assistant
I didn't spit in it sir.
Chaka
Any boogers in it?
Chaka's Production Assistant
There's no boogers in it sir.
Chaka
You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a **** his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!
Chaka's Production Assistant
There's no boogers in it sir.
Chaka
Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!
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