Randy quotes
View Quote
There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
View Quote
EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!
View Quote
[after Billy reveals himself as the killer and shoots him] Oh, ****!
View Quote
Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
View Quote
[after Stu says that he wants to see Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts in Halloween] Breasts? Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits 'til she went legits.
View Quote
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath—would you be standing in the horror section?
View Quote
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?
View Quote
[when Randy reveals that he's still alive, and Sidney says that she thought that he was dead] I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
View Quote
There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
View Quote
It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.
View Quote
See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
View Quote
The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it—a very simple formula!
View Quote
[in Jerry Lewis's voice] Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.
View Quote
This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.