[after Sydney disappears]
Where are they? Where are they?
[coughs]
I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man.
[phone rings]
Should I let the machine get it?
Sidney Prescott [as Ghostface]
Are you alone in the house?
Bitch! You bitch, where the **** are you?!
Sidney Prescott [as Ghostface]
Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called [normal voice] guess who just called the police, and reported your sorry mother**** ass?!
Find her, you dipshit! Get up!
I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.
[puts phone on Stu and whispers]
Talk to her. Talk to her.
Sidney Prescott Ohh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you gonna tell them?
Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
We'll rip you up, you bitch, just like your **** mother!
Sidney Prescott You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass mama's boy!
[angrily]
****! [throws phone]
[gets hit by phone]
Ow. ****in' hit me with the phone, dick!
[smashing everything]
****er, where are you?! Aah! [rips pillow] Aah, you ****! [angrily growls]
Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott You bet your sorry ass I did.
[worried and scared; as Billy smashes everything in background]
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.
[Billy: Hello?] [as Ghostface]
Are you alone in the house? [Billy: Bitch! You bitch! Where the **** are you?!] Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called [normal voice] "Guess Who Just Called the Police and Reported Your Sorry Mother**** Ass"! [Billy: Find her, you dipshit! Get up!] [Stu: I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.] [Billy: [puts phone on Stu and whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her.] [Stu: Hello?] Ohh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them? [Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.] [Billy: We'll rip you up, you bitch, just like your **** mother!] You've gotta find me first you pansy-ass mama's boy!
Sidney [when she, Tatum, and Dewey are discussing who would play her in a movie, in fact, Tori Spelling plays her character in the fictional Stab series]
With my luck, I'll end up with Tori Spelling.
Sidney Prescott [answering the phone]
Tatum, just get in the car--
Sidney Prescott Uh, hi. Who is this?
Sidney Prescott Well, I have no idea.
Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something.
Sidney Prescott [chuckles]
Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work? 'Cause Tatum's on her way over.
Do you like scary movies, Sidney?
Sidney Prescott I like that thing you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy.
What's your favorite scary movie?
Sidney Prescott Oh, come on. You know I don't watch that shit.
Sidney Prescott No, no. It's just, what's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act, who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting.
Are you alone in the house?
Sidney Prescott Randy, that's so unoriginal. I'm disappointed in you.
Maybe that's because I'm not Randy.
Sidney Prescott [eyes widen]
So, who are you?
The question isn't "Who am I?". The question is, "Where am I?"
Sidney Prescott S-s-so, where are you?
Sidney Prescott Why would you be calling from my front porch?
That's the original part.
Sidney Prescott [checks front porch; no one seems to be there]
Oh, yeah? Well, I call your bluff. [goes outside, looks around, sees no one] So where are you?
Sidney Prescott [looks around, sees no one]
Can you see me right now?
Sidney Prescott Uh-huh, okay.[picks nose] What am I doing? Huh? What am I doing? Hello? [laughs] Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up, okay? Bye, now.
If you hang up on me, you'll die just like your mother! [Sidney's eyes widen in horror] Do you wanna die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't.
Sidney Prescott **** you, you cretin!
Gale Weathers Isn't there a back way out of this building?
Kenny Yeah. Down that alley, I think. [he and Gale try to look for Sidney]
Deputy Dewey Riley [Dewey, Sidney and Tatum exit the police station]
You guys just stay here. I'm gonna get the car. Don't move. Don't make a sound.
Gale Weathers [Dewey quickly goes to police car; Tatum comforts Sidney]
There she is. [she and Kenny appear to Sidney and Tatum] Sidney Hi. That was some night. What happened? Are you all right?
[backs away the microphone]
She's not answering any questions, all right? Just leave us alone.
Sidney Prescott No. No. Tatum. It's okay. [starts to smile] She's just doin' her job. Right, Gale?
Gale Weathers Yes, that's right.
Sidney Prescott So, how's the book?
Gale Weathers Well, it'll be out later this year.
Sidney Prescott Oh, I'll look for it. [turns around to get in car]
Gale Weathers I'll send you a copy!
Kenny [Sidney turns around, punches Gale in face, falls backwards before Kenny catches her; Dewey exits car and sees this]
Jeez. Nice shot.
Gale Weathers Bitch!
Kenny [Dewey takes Sidney to his car; Tatum follows]
No, I mean, camera shot.
Deputy Dewey Riley [disapprovingly; to Sidney]
Where'd you learn to punch like that?
God, I loved it. "I'll send you a copy--" Bam! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy--"— Bam! Sid, super-bitch! You are so cool.
Deputy Dewey Riley [enters Tatum's room with bag of ice]
Thought you might want some ice for that right hook. [throws bag]
Sidney Prescott [catches bag]
Thanks.
Deputy Dewey Riley I'll be right next door. Try to get some sleep.
Yeah, yeah. [Dewey exits]
Stu's flipped out! He's gone mad!
[eerily whispering]
We all go a little mad sometimes. [points gun at Randy]
Sidney Prescott No, Billy!
Oh, ****! [gets shot, and screams in pain. Sydney runs to Randy who moans in pain.]
Anthony Perkins, Psycho. [tastes the fake blood] Mmm. Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs' blood in Carrie.
Sidney Prescott [Sydney shakes her head in shock, turns, and runs into Stu] [scared]
Stu. Help me, please.
[changes his voice with the voice changer: evilly]
Surprise, Sidney.
Sidney Prescott [pushes Stu away, trying to flee]
Unh!
[stops Sidney with gun]
Whoa, now. Whoa. [Stu throws the voice changer to Billy] What's the matter, Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Sidney Prescott Why are you doing this?
It's all part of a game, Sidney.
It's called "Guess how I'm gonna to die?"!
Sidney Prescott **** you!
No, no, no, no, no. We already played that game, remember? You lost.
It's a fun game, Sidney. See, we ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, boo-kah! You die!
You get it right, you die.
Sidney Prescott You're crazy, both of you.
Actually, we prefer the term "psychotic."
Sidney Prescott You'll never get away with this.
Oh, no? Tell that to Cotton Weary. You wouldn't believe how easy he was to frame.
Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun.
Sidney Prescott No!
Whoa! Where're you goin'?
Sidney Prescott Why? Why did you kill my mother?
Why? Why? Did you hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well, I don't really believe in motive, Sid. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?
Did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? Don't think so! See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid. We did your mom a favor, Sid. That woman was a slut-bag whore...who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face it, Sidney...your mother was no Sharon Stone, hmm?
Is that motive enough for you? [Sydney doesn't answer] Well, how about this? Your slut mother was **** my father...and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly **** you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath.
[looking at Billy's supposedly dead body]
Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
Sidney Prescott [Billy wakes up to try to attack. Gale Weathers screams, but Sidney shoots Billy in the head, killing him instantly.]
Not in my movie.
