A character in Scream (1996)

Billy quotes from Scream (1996)

Skeet Ulrich
Played by Skeet Ulrich Scream (1996) · 86 quotes

Most-quoted character in Scream (1996): in 21 of its 86 quotes
Most scenes with: Stu (3), Sidney (3), Randy (3)

A line from Billy [last words]

Say hello to your mother! [gets poked through his umbrella stab wound and screams; almost stabs Sidney, but he gets shot in the right shoulder by Gale] [Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.] [his supposed dead body is examined] [Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare.] [wakes up to try to attack; Gale screams, but Sidney shoots him through the head] [Sidney: Not in my movie.]

More lines from Billy

16 quotes

Stu's flipped out! He's gone mad!

Billy Loomis
[eerily whispering]

We all go a little mad sometimes. [points gun at Randy]

No, Billy!

Oh, ****! [gets shot, and screams in pain. Sydney runs to Randy who moans in pain.]

Billy Loomis

Anthony Perkins, Psycho. [tastes the fake blood] Mmm. Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs' blood in Carrie.

[Sydney shakes her head in shock, turns, and runs into Stu] [scared]

Stu. Help me, please.

[changes his voice with the voice changer: evilly]

Surprise, Sidney.

[pushes Stu away, trying to flee]

Unh!

Ooh!

Billy Loomis
[stops Sidney with gun]

Whoa, now. Whoa. [Stu throws the voice changer to Billy] What's the matter, Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Why are you doing this?

It's all part of a game, Sidney.

Billy Loomis

It's called "Guess how I'm gonna to die?"!

**** you!

Billy Loomis

No, no, no, no, no. We already played that game, remember? You lost.

It's a fun game, Sidney. See, we ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, boo-kah! You die!

Billy Loomis

You get it right, you die.

You're crazy, both of you.

Actually, we prefer the term "psychotic."

You'll never get away with this.

Billy Loomis

Oh, no? Tell that to Cotton Weary. You wouldn't believe how easy he was to frame.

Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun.

Whoa! Where're you goin'?

Why? Why did you kill my mother?

Billy Loomis

Why? Why? Did you hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well, I don't really believe in motive, Sid. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?

Billy Loomis

Did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people?  Don't think so!  See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid. We did your mom a favor, Sid. That woman was a slut-bag whore...who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face it, Sidney...your mother was no Sharon Stone, hmm?

Billy Loomis

Is that motive enough for you? [Sydney doesn't answer] Well, how about this? Your slut mother was **** my father...and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly **** you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath.

Billy

What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?

Billy
[after Randy says that Stu has gone completely mad]

"We all go a little mad sometimes." [shoots Randy in the shoulder] Anthony Perkins, Psycho. Mmm, corn syrup: same stuff they used for pigs' blood in Carrie.

Billy
[after Sidney says that they've seen one too many scary movies]

Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies; movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

Billy
[after Stu tells Sidney she dies if she gets a question wrong]

If you get it right, you die.

Billy
[to Sidney]

That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something!

Billy

It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.

Billy
[after he tells Sidney to play a game called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?" and she says "**** you!"]

We already played that game, remember?

Billy
[to Sidney]

I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your **** mother!

Billy
[to Sidney after she says that life isn't a movie]

Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all a great big movie.  Only you can pick your genre.

Billy

What's the matter, Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Billy
[when Sidney asks why they're murdering people]

It's all part of the game, Sidney. It's called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?"!

Billy

You hear that, Stu?& I think she wants a motive. Well, I don't really believe in motives Sid; I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive? Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? Don't think so! See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.

Scenes with Billy

4 scenes
[phone rings a fifth time] [picks up phone annoyed]

Listen, asshole!

No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand?! [chuckles] Yeah.

Is this some kind of joke?

More of a game, really. Can you handle that, Blondie? [Casey rushes to lock two doors, looks out the front door] Can you see me?

Listen. I am two seconds away from calling the police.

They'd never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere.

What do you want?

To see what your insides look like. [Casey begins crying, hangs up phone]

When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?

Breasts? Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits 'til she went legits.

Billy Loomis
[after Sydney disappears]

Where are they? Where are they?

[coughs]

I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man.

Billy Loomis

Where the ****--?

[phone rings]

Should I let the machine get it?

Billy Loomis
[picks up phone]

Hello?

[as Ghostface]

Are you alone in the house?

Billy Loomis

Bitch! You bitch, where the **** are you?!

[as Ghostface]

Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called [normal voice] guess who just called the police, and reported your sorry mother**** ass?!

Billy Loomis

Find her, you dipshit! Get up!

I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.

Billy Loomis
[puts phone on Stu and whispers]

Talk to her. Talk to her.

Hello?

Ohh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you gonna tell them?

Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.

Billy Loomis

We'll rip you up, you bitch, just like your **** mother!

You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass mama's boy!

Billy Loomis
[angrily]

****! [throws phone]

[gets hit by phone]

Ow. ****in' hit me with the phone, dick!

Billy Loomis
[smashing everything]

****er, where are you?! Aah! [rips pillow] Aah, you ****! [angrily growls]

Did you really call the police?

You bet your sorry ass I did.

[worried and scared; as Billy smashes everything in background]

My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.

Billy Loomis

Aaah! Bitch!

[looking at Billy's supposedly dead body]

Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.

[Billy wakes up to try to attack. Gale Weathers screams, but Sidney shoots Billy in the head, killing him instantly.]

Not in my movie.

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