Jamie Kennedy movie quotes

View Quote [after Stu says that he wants to see Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts in Halloween] Breasts? Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits 'til she went legits.

View Quote [in Jerry Lewis's voice]  Tell me something.  Did you really put her liver in the mailbox?  Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.

View Quote There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie For instance, number one: you can never have sex.

View Quote Chaka: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Chaka's Production Assistant: Or House Party 3!
Chaka: Shut the **** up.

View Quote Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.
Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the **** out of here.

View Quote Chaka's Production Assistant: You the man.
Chaka Luther King: No, you the man, and that's the problem.

View Quote [last lines] Tonya: Yeah! Yeah! Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character.
Tim: What? Really?
Tonya: Yeah. [she and Tim kissing each other]
Tim: What do you think about that, Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound? [Alvey winks]

View Quote Tim: Hello?
Jorge: Hey, buddy. Can you get down here now? Daniel's asking for you.
Tim: No, I can't come in right now. I'm stuck here with my kid!
Jorge: You'd better think of something, he wants to see your drawings before the pitch on Friday.
Tim: I'll do the drawings now and I'll fax 'em over after lunch.
Jorge: All right.
Tim: Okay, bye.

View Quote Tim: [in Odin's voice] LOKI! You have defied me for the last time. [salutes] I've had it up to here with you!
Loki: Dad, please, listen to me. You're holding the baby.
Tim: Silence! You have left me no choice.
Loki: Listen, listen...
Tim: You are here by stripped of your immortal powers and forever banished to the land of mortals.
Loki: No. Please, hear me out. That baby...
Tim: Whoa.

View Quote [first lines] Max: In a world where the messengers of truth... the couriers of justice, bravely go forth... to complete their appointed routes...
Computer Man in Voice: Your mission... complete paper route in 30 minutes.
Max: One lone hero stands out among the rest. One fearless rider has the fortitude... to deliver the goods. To stand up to the forces of darkness... the legions of doom, the armies of oppression... and the evil Ice Cream Man.
Evil Ice Cream Man: Paperboy. Welcome to the ice age, paperboy! [speaking into microphone] ♪I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream!♪ Oh, nuts! I forgot the sprinkles!
Tony Hawk: Hey, Max. Ohh!
Evil Ice Cream Man: Hmmm... A Tony Hawk sundae!
[gets hit by ice cream from the evil ice cream man]
Tony Hawk: Oh, that Ice Cream Man sure is evil.
Evil Ice Cream Man: [He jumps from his ice cream truck, and carries two ice cream scoopers, and starts talking as if he is in the old Chinese movies] Huh! Hah! I will defeat you... with my complicated fighting move.
Max: [the words don't match his mouth] We shall see whose kung fu is superior. Hyah!
Evil Ice Cream Man: Oh!
Max: Yah! Paperboy power!
Evil Ice Cream Man: Aah! Didn't hurt! You can run, but you can't hide, paperboy!
[after Max just escaped the evil ice cream man, he arrives at Jenna's. Jenna is on her swing and walks up to Max]
Max: Paper?
Jenna: What took you so long?
Max: I, uh, stopped to get an ice cream.

View Quote Evil Ice Cream Man: [pulls in front of his bike] We meet again paperboy.
[laughs]
Max: [narrating] Okay, Evil Ice Cream man, me - You're wondering why, right?
[Max throws a paper at the Evil Ice Cream Man and pedals off with the Evil Ice Cream Man speeding behind him]
Max: Well, I found a cockroach in my snowcone, my Mom called the Health department and he got nailed. He's been trying to nail me ever since.
Evil Ice Cream Man: [as a policeman on a motorcycle follows him] Drat, the Fuzz! This isn't over, paperboy!
[Cop walks up]
Evil Ice Cream Man: Hello officer... Snow doodle?

View Quote [last lines]
Megan: He did it!
Robe: All right, Max!
Max: [narrating] Yep, I did it. The animal shelter was safe; the bullies were cooked, and Jindraike got fired for fiddling with the budget. As for me and my friends, well, we were just happy the first week of school was over, now we could chill for the rest of the year.
[Max is riding his bike]
Evil Ice Cream Man: [to Max] I'll get you, Paper Boy!
Max: [narrating] Oh, man!