[first lines]
In a world where the messengers of truth... the couriers of justice, bravely go forth... to complete their appointed routes...
CM Computer Man in Voice
Your mission... complete paper route in 30 minutes.
One lone hero stands out among the rest. One fearless rider has the fortitude... to deliver the goods. To stand up to the forces of darkness... the legions of doom, the armies of oppression... and the evil Ice Cream Man.
Paperboy. Welcome to the ice age, paperboy! [speaking into microphone] ♪I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream!♪ Oh, nuts! I forgot the sprinkles!
TH Tony Hawk
Hey, Max. Ohh!
Hmmm... A Tony Hawk sundae!
TH Tony Hawk
[gets hit by ice cream from the evil ice cream man]
Oh, that Ice Cream Man sure is evil.
[He jumps from his ice cream truck, and carries two ice cream scoopers, and starts talking as if he is in the old Chinese movies]
Huh! Hah! I will defeat you... with my complicated fighting move.
[the words don't match his mouth]
We shall see whose kung fu is superior. Hyah!
Aah! Didn't hurt! You can run, but you can't hide, paperboy!
[after Max just escaped the evil ice cream man, he arrives at Jenna's. Jenna is on her swing and walks up to Max]
Paper?
Jenna What took you so long?
I, uh, stopped to get an ice cream.
Jenna [Max is distracted seeing his crush, Jenna, when he gets hit by a door and falls to the ground. Jenna walks up to him]
Are you okay?
[straining]
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. [picks himself up]
Jenna You look kind of familiar.
I deliver your paper. Um, I'm Max, Jenna.
Jenna Oh, yeah. So you go to school here now?
Jenna [show her clarinet case]
First chair.
I'm in band, too. I play the bassoon.
Jenna Hmm. Well, I'll see you later.
I'll see you, uh, bassoon. [Jenna turns and gives him a sweet smile] [annoyed] "See you bassoon"? Ugh. Stupid.
Jenna [Max is on his way to Megan's house when he sees Jenna leaving her house]
Hey, Max.
Jenna Do you want to hang out? I'm meeting some friends at Buddies.
You know what? I actually gotta kinda be somewhere.
Jenna Oh, come on. Stay for one milk shake. It'll be fun.
Jenna [Jenna bends down to him and smiles sweetly]
One milkshake.
You know what? Okay. All right. One...milkshake.
[As Max and Jenna head to Buddies, Jenna wraps her arm around Max]
[on loud speaker]
Attention, students!
[students laugh]
Because of yesterday's crimes against the school, instigated by your former classmate Max Keeble, the following extracurricular activities are now suspended: art, music, P.E... fun! Suspended, discontinued, defunct!
GA Girl at Class
Great. Your boyfriend Max Keeble just got us hosed.
Jenna He's just my paperboy. I never really liked him.
[teachers laugh, then Jindraike turns around and sees the fake Max Keeble with a peace sign]
Keeble!
