Man, why don't you go get a real job, fool?
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001) · 63 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Max Keeble's Big Move (2001): in 8 of its 63 quotes
Most scenes with: Max Keeble (2), Troy McGinty (2)
Keeble! Caught your act in the assembly! Looks like you could use some help with managing your portfolio.
More lines from Dobbs
3 quotesMan, I thought I told you, their lunch money is mine, vendor.
Let's just round it off to all your money forever! From here on in, you work for me.
Scenes with Dobbs
4 scenesKeeble! Caught your act in the assembly! Looks like you could use some help with managing your portfolio.
Hey, that's my lunch money!
And you have it all in cash. Kid, let me hold this for a while and I'll set you up with a nice mutual fund.
Now can you tell me what came between McGoogles and your fears? Is it something from your past or somebody?
Keeble!
Keeble.
...Keeble.
You know how doctors say, "This isn't gonna hurt a bit"? Well, I'm not a doctor, and neither is McGinty here.
He's right. [looks straight to Max closely] I'm not a doctor.
Yeeah!
Keeble! Caught your act at the assembly. Looks like you can use some help with managing your portfolio.
And you have it all in cash. Kid, let me hold this for a while and I'll set you up with a nice mutual fund.
What's going on here?
He's taking Max's lunch money!
Is this true, Mr. Dobbs?
No. I'm just spreading some investment wisdom. Speaking of which, how did Biomorph Systems work out for you?
Best money I ever spent. By the way, what do you think of Handspring?
Handspring? It's moving today. I'd say buy.