Max...where's your Bassoon?
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001) · 63 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Max Keeble's Big Move (2001): in 7 of its 63 quotes
Most scenes with: Robe (3), Max Keeble (2)
Dobbs says I have to give him all my money...[Irritable sigh] forever.
More lines from Megan
2 quotesThis is a bad Junior High! I can't believed McGinty did that to you!
Scenes with Megan
4 scenesKeeble! Caught your act at the assembly. Looks like you can use some help with managing your portfolio.
And you have it all in cash. Kid, let me hold this for a while and I'll set you up with a nice mutual fund.
What's going on here?
He's taking Max's lunch money!
Is this true, Mr. Dobbs?
No. I'm just spreading some investment wisdom. Speaking of which, how did Biomorph Systems work out for you?
Best money I ever spent. By the way, what do you think of Handspring?
Handspring? It's moving today. I'd say buy.
You should be. We're taking back our school.
Yeah. No more being pushed around. No more being stepped on. No more Mr. Not-Nice-Guy.
Your reign of terror over the student body has come to an abrupt halt!
Yes, please.
He did it!
All right, Max!
Yep, I did it. The animal shelter was safe; the bullies were cooked, and Jindraike got fired for fiddling with the budget. As for me and my friends, well, we were just happy the first week of school was over, now we could chill for the rest of the year.
This is a bad junior high. I can't believe what McGinty did to you.
Mr. Jindrake says if someone tries to start a fight with you, you just ignore them. [Tries to eat the noodles from a garbage-covered Max]
Ew! Robe! Ew. [Robe shrugs and throws the noodle to the ground]