[first lines]
In a world where the messengers of truth... the couriers of justice, bravely go forth... to complete their appointed routes...
CM Computer Man in Voice
Your mission... complete paper route in 30 minutes.
One lone hero stands out among the rest. One fearless rider has the fortitude... to deliver the goods. To stand up to the forces of darkness... the legions of doom, the armies of oppression... and the evil Ice Cream Man.
Evil Ice Cream Man Paperboy. Welcome to the ice age, paperboy! [speaking into microphone] ♪I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream!♪ Oh, nuts! I forgot the sprinkles!
TH Tony Hawk
Hey, Max. Ohh!
Evil Ice Cream Man Hmmm... A Tony Hawk sundae!
TH Tony Hawk
[gets hit by ice cream from the evil ice cream man]
Oh, that Ice Cream Man sure is evil.
Evil Ice Cream Man [He jumps from his ice cream truck, and carries two ice cream scoopers, and starts talking as if he is in the old Chinese movies]
Huh! Hah! I will defeat you... with my complicated fighting move.
[the words don't match his mouth]
We shall see whose kung fu is superior. Hyah!
Evil Ice Cream Man Oh!
Evil Ice Cream Man Aah! Didn't hurt! You can run, but you can't hide, paperboy!
[after Max just escaped the evil ice cream man, he arrives at Jenna's. Jenna is on her swing and walks up to Max]
Paper?
I, uh, stopped to get an ice cream.
Evil Ice Cream Man [pulls in front of his bike]
We meet again paperboy.
[laughs] [narrating]
Okay, Evil Ice Cream man, me - You're wondering why, right?
[Max throws a paper at the Evil Ice Cream Man and pedals off with the Evil Ice Cream Man speeding behind him]
Well, I found a cockroach in my snowcone, my Mom called the Health department and he got nailed. He's been trying to nail me ever since.
Evil Ice Cream Man [as a policeman on a motorcycle follows him]
Drat, the Fuzz! This isn't over, paperboy!
Evil Ice Cream Man [Cop walks up]
Hello officer... Snow doodle?
[narrating]
Yep, I did it. The animal shelter was safe; the bullies were cooked, and Jindraike got fired for fiddling with the budget. As for me and my friends, well, we were just happy the first week of school was over, now we could chill for the rest of the year.
Evil Ice Cream Man [Max is riding his bike] [to Max]
I'll get you, Paper Boy!
