Principal Jindrake quotes

View Quote And now, an announcement from your principal. This is Principal Jindrake. All students will report to the assembly hall during third period for a special presentation. Attendance is mandatory. All must attend. Not attending is prohibited. That is all. Thank you.

View Quote This Thursday, Superintendent Knebworth will be here to inspect the school. And so I am upgrading my policy of zero tolerance to one of...sub-zero tolerance, which is more than zero.

View Quote And now, without any further ado...what's that I hear? The pitter-patter of little feet? Allow me to introduce to you the newest addition to the Curtis Junior High School Cottontails! Three foreign exchange students from Eastern Europe and their names are...unimportant because they're here to lead us to gridiron glory! Why, all they need is a place to play! Students, I give you your new football stadium!

View Quote I've got my eye on you, Max Keeble. You're on my list.

View Quote You may be under the impression that I encourage horseplay and malarky. I don't encourage it. I ex-courage it. It means the opposite of encourage. Look it up. And so, young man, remember, study rhymes with buddy. Scram.

View Quote I don't care what you want me to do. The smelly goat will never get my car! Ever!

View Quote I'm closing down the shelter, silly boy!

View Quote And let me just remind the citizens of Curtis Junior High that we are now T-minus...several hours until the Superintendent Knebworth visit. That is all. Thank you.

View Quote Who? Who started this? If the culprit does not step forward this instant, swift and horrible retribution awaits each and every one of you!

View Quote [To a young boy in the hallway] Oh, stop smiling! This isn't a Happy Place! [Knocks the boy's books to the ground]

View Quote Because of yesterday's crimes against the school, instigated by your former classmate, Max Keeble, the following extracurricular activities are now suspended: Art! Music! P.E.! Fun!! Suspended! Discontinued! Defunct!!

View Quote [To Max] You're a smart little boy...[leans forward] but so am I.

View Quote [To Max] I'm going to meet out a punishment to you that is so severe that future generations will refer to it as...The Keeble.