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Stu quotes

View Quote [after Randy tells him to never say "be right back"] I'm getting another beer. Want one? [Randy: Yeah, sure.] I'll be right back!!
View Quote [speaking into voice-box] Surprise, Sidney.
View Quote Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause—let's face it, baby—these days, you gotta have a sequel.
View Quote [after Sidney calls the police] My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
View Quote When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
View Quote I can't, Billy. You cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.
View Quote [after Gale reveals that she was still alive] She looked dead, man. Still does.
View Quote [bleeding to death and Billy throws the phone on him] Ow! ****in' hit me with the phone, dick!
View Quote [after Billy compares Sidney's mother to Sharon Stone.] We put her out of her misery, 'cause, let's face it, Sid, your mother was no Sharon Stone!
View Quote You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
View Quote [after he finds that Gale has stolen the gun] Um, Houston, we have a problem!
View Quote I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
View Quote See, it's a fun game, Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die.
View Quote [after dragging out Sidney's beaten, bound, and gagged father] What's behind door number three, Sidney?
View Quote [last words] I always had a thing for ya, Sid! [Sidney bites Stu's wrist, and he screams in pain.] Ohhhhh, God! [Sidney hits Stu with a vase.] Bitch! [Sidney: In your dreams!] [Sidney drops a TV on his face, severely electrocuting him, and killing him instantly.]
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