Here's your coffee sir.

Did you spit in it?

I didn't spit in it sir.

Any boogers in it?

There's no boogers in it sir.

You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a **** his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!

There's no boogers in it sir.

Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!