“If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have...” – Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001

Jay

If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have...

Jay

[counting his fingers, holds up ten]

...eight days.

Holden

Uh, three by my count, but close.

Jay

Right. My bad. Three days to stop that **** movie from getting made. Come on, Silent Bob. We're going to Hollywood!

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Chrissy Ali Larter More Chrissy quotes →

Jay Jason Mewes More Jay quotes →

Holden Ben Affleck More Holden quotes →

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