Silent Bob
Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand **** Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas? Hunh? [He does a dance move with his hands.] Bet you didn't even know that shit did you?
Silent Bob
Jay
What's that shit he's got us saying?
Silent Bob
Oh, umm..."Snootchie Bootchies."
Jay
Snootchie Bootchies. Who the **** talks like that? That is **** baby talk.
Jay
Man, why do you always have to tell that ****in' gay story?
Silent Bob
Man, shut up.
Jay
You shut up, you fat ****!
The Warlock
Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?
The Warlock
Thomas Gabriel's the guy who shut down NORAD with a laptop just to prove a point, and you think I'm scared of you?
John McClane
[Checking out a Boba Fett stand-up poster]
Nice poster.
Warlock
What, like you a big fan of the Fett?
John McClane
No. I was always more of a "Star Wars" guy.
Silent Bob
You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.