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John McClane quotes

Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er [partially cut in theatrical version]

[Rand is jumping between walls in the cooling column] Damn hamster!

Hold still, spider-boy!

I'm going to go get my daughter and kill this guy.

That's gonna wake the neighbours.

Just another day in paradise.

Yeah I just saw it. I did it.

All right, thats enough of this kung-fu shit!

[mocking his boss] "Can't be a uniform John!" [to bystander] Get over to a wall sir!, [continues mocking] "Feds called in a favor! All you got to do is go pick up a kid (groans) in Jersey and drive him down to D.C." How hard can that be, Huh? Can't be that hard, No, can it? No, gotta be a senior detective!

Thing like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me?

I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"

Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. Pat on the back, blah blah blah. 'That a boy.' You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. [I do this] because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so [I'm] doing it. That's what makes you that guy."

Oh, this is a bad ****in' idea.

[Climbing the SUV] Let's just talk about this for one second [Mai punches him]

[choking Mai with chains] There, that's not too tight is it?

Command center? [laughs] It's a basement!

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