Lance I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?
Played by Chris Rock 
Down to Earth (2001) · 11 quotes
Down to Earth (2001) · 11 quotes
Most-quoted character in Down to Earth (2001): in 9 of its 11 quotes
A line from LanceWe're going in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there!
More lines from Lance
7 quotes Lance Lance My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep."
Lance [after learning that he wasn't supposed to die]
You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!
Lance Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!
Lance Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!
Lance From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy.
Lance Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?
Scenes with Lance
1 scene Lance Look, I don't have a problem with Sontee. I want to ask her on a date.
Mrs. Wellington Oh, Charles!
Lance Don't "Oh, Charles" me! You were going to have sex on the pool table! You got an 8 ball in your ass!
