Banky Edwards quotes
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This is all going to end badly.
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All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
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I feel a hate crime coming on.
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[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
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Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!
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[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
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Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
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What difference does it make if I refer to her as a d*ke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of f***ots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
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I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
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Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
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I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
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Bring on the free hooch!
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[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.
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What's a Nubian?