Jeanette
Is that safe?
Simon
No, it is absolutely not.
Alvin
When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!
Alvin!
Alvin
Party!
Dave and the Party People
Alvin!
Alvin
Party!
Dave
ALVIN!
Simon
Oh, Dave, thank goodness.
Alvin
Hey, Dave.
Dave
Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys.
Samantha
Hi.
Theodore
Hi.
Dave
That's Theodore. He might be the smallest, but he's got the biggest heart.
Samantha
Hi.
Alvin
Ooh, we've heard a lot about you. [Samantha comes close to Alvin] Enchant. [kisses Samantha's finger]
Samantha
I can tell that you're trouble.
Alvin
If by "trouble", you mean "irresistible", then guilty as charged.
Dave
Alvin, of course, and there's Simon.
Simon
So, you're a doctor?
Samantha
I am. Did Dave mention that?
Simon
No, you're wearing a stethoscope.
Samantha
Yes, I am. [takes off her Stethoscope] That's embarrassing.
Simon
Would it be okay if I tried it?
Samantha
Yeah, knock yourself out.
Simon
Oh, thank you. [uses a Stethoscope to listen to his heart] Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.
Theodore
So, it's beating?
Dave
Of course it's beating.
Samantha
It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
Alvin
Did you guys hear that?
Miles
Hear what?
Alvin
Huh. Never mind.
Miles
Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life.
Alvin
It was pretty crazy.
Theodore
Even that Suggs guy hung out with us.
Alvin
Yeah, he's not that bad after all.
Simon
Hey! We missed a call from Dave. And a text. 27 of them.
Theodore
Uh-oh!
Miles
Oh-no.
Alvin
This where they told us to meet them, right?
Theodore
Well, yelled at us to meet them.
Miles
Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.
Dave
There you are.
Simon
Dave!
Alvin
Dave!
Miles
Mom!
Dave
Don't "Dave, Mom" us.
Samantha
You know what, Dave? You're an artist, and you're emotional... and you follow your heart, but maybe I should take the lead one this one. You know, we keep a level head. Throw them a little Good Cop. Okay.
Dave
Okay.
Samantha
Don't you "Dave, Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone heard everything] because I am so mad right now... that I could just spit! Right here, on this floor!
Dave
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.
Alvin
Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.
Dave
Oh, really? Well, let me just pull up some of Theodore's tweets from last night. "Only one word to describe this night, "Crazy, crazy, crazy,crazy." Or, "if you wanna get crazy, "go to New Orleans. It's the craziest." Or, "In a New Orleans Jazz Parade, "so crazy."
Simon
We're really sorry, Dave.
Dave
Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys. If were up to me, we'd be going home, but I gotta get back to Miami. Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami and also when we get back to LA.
Alvin
When are we not grounded?
Dave
You'll be so old, your fur will be gray.
Samantha
Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.
Miles
I don't have fur.
Samantha
Well, whatever you have is grounded... for a long time. Let's go.
Alvin
Huh. They didn't kill us after all
Miles
Feels like a win.
Dave
The only reason we're not headed back to LA right now is because... I have to be here. As soon as the show is over, we're all going home. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in you guys than I am right now.
Simon
If Dave didn't wanna get rid of us before, he definitely does now.
Alvin
All because we only cared about if we were happy. Maybe it's a chipmunk thing, like hoarding, you know? Maybe we're emotional hoarders.
Simon
Actually, chipmunks are traditionally very caring creatures.
Alvin
Oh, nuts. Well, that means it's us.
Theodore
I'd do anything to fix this.
Alvin
Hey, official and legal dad?
Dave
Yes, official and legal son?
Alvin
Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, Dad.
Dave
Well, you three are the best official and legal sons an official and legal father could ask for.
Simon
Aw. That's sweet of you to say, Dad.
Theodore
Yeah.
Dave
But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life. Literally nothing could ruin it for me.
Theodore
Oh, boy.
Simon
Alvin.
Alvin
Totally forgot about this.
Dave
ALVIN!
Samantha
Oh, no.
Alvin
Party!
Dave
ALVIN!!!!! [echoes, it fades back to New Orleans, where we see the party has already finished, and we see Miles carrying the boys on his back and walking down the street]
Alvin
When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!
Alvin!
Alvin
Party!
Dave and the Party People
Alvin!
Alvin
Party!
Dave
ALVIN!
Alvin
Um... Surprise?
Theodore
Whoo-hoo! [freezes] Uh-oh!
Simon
Oh, boy... [sinks back into the pool]
Brittany
Uh, if anyone needs us, we'll just be... [whispers] across the country.
Dave
Okay, guys, Miss Price from next door, she's gonna peek in on you, make sure you're all right.
Alvin
What?! She's nuts! We should be the ones checking in on her.
Dave
Well, after that big party you guys threw, I don't feel very comfortable with you guys staying here unsupervised. You got it? [doorbell rings] Oh, that must be Samantha and Miles.
Alvin
Miles?!
Dave
Yeah, he's gonna stay with you guys for a few days.
Simon
So, you don't feel comfortable leaving us alone, but you're okay leaving us with that psychopath?
Dave
No, he's a great kid. It'll be fun. You know, it'll be, uh, a good bonding experience for you guys.
Simon
Uh, I'm pretty sure Miles would interpret "bonding experience" as super-gluing us together.
Sir?
Dave
Is there a problem?
Simon
Problem? What problem?
There sure is.
Simon
Oh, man!
Alvin
Oh, right...
Theodore
Whoopsie!
Alvin
...that...
Dave
Guys...
Alvin
...awwww, nuts!
[The camera focuses on the computer screen, which still shows the Chipmunks on the No Fly List.]
