Agent James Suggs
[to Alvin]
Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the police of the sky!
A line from Agent James Suggs
I'm not a fan.
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8 quotes Agent James Suggs
Agent James Suggs
What do you think they're gonna bring up when they interview me, huh? My decade of perfect service… or that one time that three chipmunks turned my flight into Noah's Ark?
Agent James Suggs
You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak. But now, it's payback time. I'm putting you three on the No-Fly List!
Agent James Suggs
Let me explain. I have a reason to believe there is a fugitive chipmunk in your beard.
Agent James Suggs
[fighting Alvin with karate-chops]
I WILL SLICE AND DICE YOU LIKE SPICY SUSHI ROLL!
Agent James Suggs
You only got one option: Chipmunk Jail. With tiny little bars, a tiny little barbed wire fence and a tiny toilet, and a tiny yard where you can lift your tiny little weights!
Agent James Suggs
I partied with those tree-skunks?!
Agent James Suggs
Here's Suggsy! [laughs]
Scenes with Agent James Suggs
1 scene
Alvin
[The Chipmunks enters the elevator]
Hurry, hurry!
Theodore
He's coming!
Theodore
[The Chipmunks climb up the elevator's bar]
Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!
Simon
Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!
Theodore
[Alvin pushes the button on the elevator, and the elevator's door is closing] [sighs]
Simon
Whew!
Agent James Suggs
Ha!
Agent James Suggs
[Agent James Suggs stops the elevator door, and opens it]
Here's Suggsy! [he does an evil laugh]
Simon
He's like the Terminator!
Theodore
Yeah!
Alvin
[Agent James Suggs enter the elevator]
Oh, no.
Agent James Suggs
This is ironic. We're gonna be going up... but I'm taking you boys down. [he snickers] Now, here's what's gonna happen... I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security... and they're gonna put you in a zoo prison for dangerous animals.
Simon
[gasps]
Oh, no.
Agent James Suggs
And then, if you ever get out of there... I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed.
Alvin
Right.
Agent James Suggs
And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna, who will hopefully take me back.
Alvin
[Simon and Theodore look at each other]
Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.
Agent James Suggs
You don't know that.
Simon
Theo, let's go.
Agent James Suggs
I just think there's something wrong with her phone and she's not getting my texts... or the flowers, or my candy grams. [Simon and Theodore opens the emergency hatch] And I, personally, don't think it's uncommon... for someone to move five times a year and change their number. [he laughs] Okay? It's normal.
Alvin
Oh, yeah. Totally normal.
Simon
Alvin!
Agent James Suggs
[Agent James Suggs looks up]
What? What's going on?
Alvin
And that's our cue to leave.
Alvin
[Alvin pushes the red button, The elevator begins to shake]
It has been a treat.
Agent James Suggs
[Alvin runs to his brothers]
No... What are you doing?
Simon
And elevator power off.
Agent James Suggs
[yells]
No! No!
[Agent James Suggs tries to reach for the emergency hatch, But the Chipmunks closes the hatch, Agent James Suggs is now stuck in an elevator]
