Alvin
[first lines; Theodore turns on the camera]
Are we rolling?
Theodore
Okay, we're rolling. [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon] Dave's birthday message, take 1.
AA Alvin and Simon
Happy birthday, Dave!
Alvin
We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
Brittany
Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
Alvin
Uh...
Theodore
Take 2.
Alvin
[claps his hands]
To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... [The Chipettes wave] ...We thought we'd throw you a small get... [The cellphone is ringing] Hold on, that's the DJ!
Simon
Wait, "DJ"?
Alvin
Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
Simon
Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?! [takes off his glasses angrily]
Alvin
Of course not! The party planner did.
Simon
You hired a party planner?!
PP Party planner
No, he did not hire a "party planner."
Simon
Oh, thank goodness. [He puts his glasses back on] For a minute there, I...
PP Party planner
I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
Simon
Oh, boy.
Alvin
[That night in the backyard]
Dave, it's all good. It's just us. [chuckles nervously] Nothing too cra... [Theodore presses the flip button on the cellphone] Theodore, you hit the flip button!
Theodore
Oops! Um, hi.
R Redfoo
[At American Idol] [sings]
Once upon a time I was fallin' in love.
Brittany
Oh, boy.
R Redfoo
Now it's only fallin' apart.
R Redfoo
Nothin' I can say A total eclipse of the heart!
Jeanette
Ooh!
Brittany
[Redfoo stops singing]
Um, well...
Alvin
You're going to Hollywood!
Brittany
[Redfoo looks excited]
Alvin!
R Redfoo
I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!
Alvin
[Redfoo runs away]
Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.
E Eleanor
What are you doing here?
Jeanette
Yeah. We're kind of in the middle of auditions.
Alvin
I need your help. We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.
Brittany
[The Chipettes look at each other]
Because it's for Dave, we're in.
Alvin
Girls, thank you. We owe you one.
Brittany
You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.
Jeanette
Guys, we have to get back to auditions. Ryan's been texting me like crazy.
Brittany
Come on, girls. Let's roll.
E Eleanor
Bye, Theodore-able.
[Eleanor giggles, she runs after Brittany and Jeanette, Simon takes off his glasses as he looks at Theodore, who shrugs]
Alvin
When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!
Alvin
Party!
Dave and the Party People
Alvin!
Alvin
Party!
Dave
[unplugs the music]
ALVIN!
Alvin
Um... Surprise?
Theodore
Whoo-hoo! [freezes] Uh-oh!
Simon
Oh, boy... [sinks back into the pool]
Brittany
Uh, if anyone needs us, we'll just be... [whispers] across the country.