A character in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Brittany quotes from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Christina Applegate

Scenes with Brittany

4 scenes
Alvin
[first lines; Theodore turns on the camera]

Are we rolling?

Theodore

Okay, we're rolling. [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon] Dave's birthday message, take 1.

Alvin and Simon

Happy birthday, Dave!

Alvin

We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.

Brittany

Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.

Alvin

Uh...

Theodore

Take 2.

Alvin
[claps his hands]

To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... [The Chipettes wave] ...We thought we'd throw you a small get... [The cellphone is ringing] Hold on, that's the DJ!

Simon

Wait, "DJ"?

Alvin

Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.

Simon

Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?! [takes off his glasses angrily]

Alvin

Of course not! The party planner did.

Simon

You hired a party planner?!

Party planner

No, he did not hire a "party planner."

Simon

Oh, thank goodness. [He puts his glasses back on] For a minute there, I...

Party planner

I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.

Simon

Oh, boy.

Alvin
[That night in the backyard]

Dave, it's all good. It's just us. [chuckles nervously] Nothing too cra... [Theodore presses the flip button on the cellphone] Theodore, you hit the flip button!

Theodore

Oops! Um, hi.

Redfoo
[At American Idol] [sings]

Once upon a time I was fallin' in love.

Brittany

Oh, boy.

Redfoo

Now it's only fallin' apart.

Eleanor

Oh, okay.

Redfoo

Nothin' I can say A total eclipse of the heart!

Jeanette

Ooh!

Brittany
[Redfoo stops singing]

Um, well...

Alvin

You're going to Hollywood!

Brittany
[Redfoo looks excited]

Alvin!

Redfoo

I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!

Alvin
[Redfoo runs away]

Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.

Eleanor

What are you doing here?

Jeanette

Yeah. We're kind of in the middle of auditions.

Alvin

I need your help. We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.

Brittany
[The Chipettes look at each other]

Because it's for Dave, we're in.

Alvin

Girls, thank you. We owe you one.

Brittany

You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.

Jeanette

Guys, we have to get back to auditions. Ryan's been texting me like crazy.

Brittany

Come on, girls. Let's roll.

Eleanor

Bye, Theodore-able.
[Eleanor giggles, she runs after Brittany and Jeanette, Simon takes off his glasses as he looks at Theodore, who shrugs]

Alvin

When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!

Party People

Alvin!

Alvin

Party!

Dave and the Party People

Alvin!

Alvin

Party!

Dave
[unplugs the music]

ALVIN!

Alvin

Um... Surprise?

Theodore

Whoo-hoo! [freezes] Uh-oh!

Simon

Oh, boy... [sinks back into the pool]

Brittany

Uh, if anyone needs us, we'll just be... [whispers] across the country.

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