[Alvin is providing commentary on Brittany's shuffleboarding move, much to her annoyance]
Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move...
[Brittany misses]
And... OH! Oh, it's short! [laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career!
Brittany [laughs sarcastically]
You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.
FA Flight Attendant
[Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker]
I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those.
D Dave
[sighs]
Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
FA Flight Attendant
Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
[shivering in her seat]
I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
Brittany [Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing]
Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Brittany [pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover]
Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
D Dave
Alright, head count.
[appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag]
BOO! [roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
E Eleanor
Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
D Dave
Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin?
[over intercom]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button.
D Dave
[The passengers do so]
Alvin...
[frantically]
Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, uh...enjoy your flight!
FA Flight Attendant
Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off.
FA Flight Attendant
[Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever]
Sit, now!
D Dave
[The cart rolls down the aisle]
No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!! [Alvin smiles nervously; the plane takes off]
