Christina Applegate movie quotes

View Quote (To Ron) Jazz flute is for little fairy boys

View Quote Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.

View Quote I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be, huh?

View Quote [after escaping Ian] Hey, Ian! In the words of the Donald: You're fired!

View Quote We are so going to destroy those Chipmunks!

View Quote You know, Alvin? Ian was right. You don't care about anyone but yourself. [begins to leave but turns around] Oh, and by the way, I never wanted to win this way.

View Quote Alvin: SIMON!!!
Brittany: Uh... Alvin, you're starting to sound like Dave.
Alvin: [shocked] NOOOOOOO...!!!

View Quote Brittany: Simon, where did you find the gold bracelet?
Simon: What gold bracelet?
Brittany: The one that you gave to Jeanette.
Simon: When did I gave Jeanette a bracelet?
Brittany: On your date.
Simon: [gasp] Jeanette and I are dating?!
Brittany: Okay, he's useless.

View Quote [Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker]
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those.
Dave: [sighs] Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
Flight Attendant: Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
Jeanette: [shivering in her seat] I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
Simon: But of course.
[Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing]
Brittany: Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Simon: Heh, sorry.
Brittany: [pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover] Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
Dave: Alright, head count.
Theodore: [appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag] BOO! [roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
Eleanor: Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
Dave: Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin?
Alvin: [over intercom] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button.
[The passengers do so]
Dave: Alvin...
Alvin: [frantically] Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, uh...enjoy your flight!
Flight Attendant: Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off.
[Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever]
Flight Attendant: Sit, now!
Alvin: Uh-oh.
Dave: But he–
Flight Attendant: Sit!
[The cart rolls down the aisle]
Dave: No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!! [Alvin smiles nervously; the plane takes off]

View Quote [first lines; Theodore turns on the camera]
Alvin: Are we rolling?
Theodore: Okay, we're rolling. [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon] Dave's birthday message, take 1.
Alvin and Simon: Happy birthday, Dave!
Alvin: We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
Brittany: Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
Alvin: Uh...
Theodore: Take 2.
Alvin: [claps his hands] To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... [The Chipettes wave] ...We thought we'd throw you a small get... [The cellphone is ringing] Hold on, that's the DJ!
Simon: Wait, "DJ"?
Alvin: Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
Simon: Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?! [takes off his glasses angrily]
Alvin: Of course not! The party planner did.
Simon: You hired a party planner?!
Party planner: No, he did not hire a "party planner."
Simon: Oh, thank goodness. [He puts his glasses back on] For a minute there, I...
Party planner: I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
Simon: Oh, boy.
[That night in the backyard]
Alvin: Dave, it's all good. It's just us. [chuckles nervously] Nothing too cra... [Theodore presses the flip button on the cellphone] Theodore, you hit the flip button!
Theodore: Oops! Um, hi.

View Quote [At American Idol]
Redfoo: [sings] Once upon a time I was fallin' in love.
Brittany: Oh, boy.
Redfoo: Now it's only fallin' apart.
Eleanor: Oh, okay.
Redfoo: Nothin' I can say A total eclipse of the heart!
Jeanette: Ooh!
[Redfoo stops singing]
Brittany: Um, well...
Alvin: You're going to Hollywood!
[Redfoo looks excited]
Brittany: Alvin!
Redfoo: I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!
[Redfoo runs away]
Alvin: Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.
Eleanor: What are you doing here?
Jeanette: Yeah. We're kind of in the middle of auditions.
Alvin: I need your help. We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.
[The Chipettes look at each other]
Brittany: Because it's for Dave, we're in.

View Quote Alvin: Girls, thank you. We owe you one.
Brittany: You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.
Jeanette: Guys, we have to get back to auditions. Ryan's been texting me like crazy.
Brittany: Come on, girls. Let's roll.
Eleanor: Bye, Theodore-able.
[Eleanor giggles, she runs after Brittany and Jeanette, Simon takes off his glasses as he looks at Theodore, who shrugs]

View Quote For those of you who have been living under a rock...I am Gwendolyn James. I am the president of the PTA, but most importantly, I am the proud mommy to two beautiful daughters, Blaire and Gandhi. Now, I called this emergency PTA meeting to address an issue that radically affects the safety of our children. The bake sale.

View Quote Amy: Have a great day at school! Oh, wait, wait, wait! Your lunch! [hands the kids their bags]
Jane: [gasps] Thanks, Mom. You're the best mom ever!
Amy: Aw, I love you, guys!
Gwendolyn: Is that Arby's?
Vicky: I love their hot fish sandwich.
Gwendolyn: Hey, Amy. Hi. Hey, we're having a PTA meeting today to discuss the upcoming election at 2:00. Will we see you there?
Amy: No.
Gwendolyn: Oh. [Amy roars off] That bitch is playing a dangerous game.

View Quote Gwendolyn: Are these store-bought donut holes, Amy?
Amy: What? No. Gosh, no, I made them by hand and then I put them in the weird plastic container.
Vicky: Oh, thank God. 'Cause we do not allow store-bought holes.
Gwendolyn: Seriously, Vicky?
Amy: Oh, come on, Gwendolyn. Who cares what food people bring as long as it raises money, right?
Stacy: Oh, did she just... Oh. She did. Hit her with it, G.
Gwendolyn: Well, you see, I care, sweetie. I don't... I don't know what's been going on with you, I mean, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay? I run this school, and no one takes a class or kicks a ball or plays a ****in' clarinet without my say-so. And I can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me?
Amy: Wow, Gwendolyn, I genuinely think you should just relax a little bit, I mean, have a donut hole. They're delicious. They're from a gas station. They're... Mmm.
Gwendolyn: You have crossed the line, little girl. And I am going to destroy you. Winter is coming. [storms away]
Amy: [chuckles] Gwendolyn.
Stacy: Oh, my God. You are so ****.

View Quote And the one truth we know, it held true one more time, that love, true love, the really, really good kind of love... never dies.

View Quote Mary Beth: And so, Joaquin learned that to be a true hero...
Jane: You have to be selfless.

View Quote Manolo: I will never see her again...
(Manolo kneels in sadness until Xibalba disguises as an old man behind)
Old Man (Xibalba): Are you certain?
(thunder strikes revealing Xibalba's shadow over Manolo)
Old Man (Xibalba): Do you want to see Maria again?
Manolo: With all my heart...
Xibalba: (Xibalba reveals himself) Think about what you say, boy.
(Manolo looks at Xibalba in sadness, thunder claps revealing a skeleton form, looking at his guitar reading: "Always play from the heart- ❤ Maria")
Manolo: With all... my... heart...
Xibalba: Done. (snaps his fingers)
(Xibalba's snake staff bites Manolo and dies)
Manolo: Maria...
(Manolo dies after bitten by Xibalba's snake staff)
Sanjay: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Manolo, too?
Goth Boy: What is it with Mexicans and death?!
Sasha: (sadly) But it can't end like this. Can it?
Mary Beth: (comforting Sasha) Oh, my sweet child, this is not the end.

View Quote Hand over the bird.

View Quote Where's Kitty? Start talking now, or these dogs are gonna rip into you like a bag of Snausages.