Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 2010 quotes

Diggs

You'll never get away with this, Kitty!

Kitty Galore

Oh, I was hoping someone would tell me I'd never get away with this! It makes it so much more satisfying when I do!

Lou

Tab Lazenby. So you're the new fat cat at MEOWS. And by that, I mean you should really switch to skimmed milk

Oh, Lou, so catty. I see they've given you the key to the executive dumpster. All that butt-sniffing finally payed off.

Mr. Tinkles

Cats rule! Yeah.

Mr. Tinkles

Greetings, my furry friends! It is I, Tinkles! Free! Scot-free! [laughing] Meow, meow. Did you really think the Rock could hold me forever? I am definitely not an indoor cat! [steel drums are heard] HEY! Ringo! Enough with the steel drums here! I'm trying to talk, 'mon'!

Calico

Hey, boss! I'm riffin'! Heh-heh-heh!

hey, is this where are the cars go and all of the planes with by and all of the money goes wrong?

Cars don’t fly, they zoom. Planes fly, they don’t just landed on a rotary. Now, will you be quiet so that I can Fix my bended tail?!!

This is perfect! Starting a family, it’ll be amazing!

Seamus

Ooooh! medicine! Give me a dose or something because I already feel sick.

I would warn you never to eat that. But sitting on a high chair and tasting, it can be a safe measure.

No, cat. You know that breaks under your feet. Hate water.

But I can prove I can. I could try to jump from across to getting a frostbite. Now sit back and watch and try to go on your belly. Getting across can be the worst..

CAT!! Don’t worry, I’ll save you! ‘’[Across the ice, he grabs onto one uprooted piece of ice. He almost injured his paw, though he is able to stand up correctly. The uprooted icicle tips sending Cheech Chi falling into the water. He looks around, But is unable to see cat near the clouded water. Taking a deep breath, he dives in and begins swimming towards cat. Grabbing her with her collar, he emerges to the surface, holding her and paddling to the shore]’’ It’s OK, I got you.

Seamus

Oh, it’s not worth it being with you.

idiot! You remind me of Jacquees! Oh Jacquees!

Guys, help me!

Seamus

The cat!

Oh, no. Don’t worry, I will bring her back back with the kiss of life. ‘[Reaching down to her, immediately changes his mind and wipes the slobber off of his lips]’ Phtooey! I hate it when I think I’m a prince.

You, you saved me. I thought I was a goner.

Well, I am a good dog anyways. I’ve been trained for slimming lessons. I mean, swimming lessons. ‘[A cat began to laugh]’

Butch

Mr. Tinkles. We need the inside of your twisted mind to locate Kitty Galore. If you were to build a doomsday device--

Mr. Tinkles

You'll never find love, you know. I can tell by the way you're sitting, so apart from the others. They wouldn't invite any ordinary cat, would they? No! [gasps] You're an agent! With M.E.O.W.S.! Spying on your own brothers and sisters? Naughty little girl. But that takes a very special kind of feline. Someone dedicated, driven and very angry. But at whom? Daddy? Who's your daddy, Catherine?! [laughs evilly]

Butch

That's enough!

Mr. Tinkles

Butch! You look old. And fat. And after all these years, still only a field agent?

Diggs

Listen here, you freaky cat!

Mr. Tinkles

What?

Diggs

We're here to talk about Kitty Galore.

Mr. Tinkles

Who the heck are you? That bulge under your left ear - you're implanted with an RFID microchip. I'm guessing, police work. My, my, so young to be dismissed from the force. Tell me, officer, do you hate me? Do you want to chew me up and spit me out, AS HAS BEEN DONE TO YOU, IN RELATIONSHIP AFTER RELATIONSHIP?!

Seamus

Ooh, ooh! Do me next! Do me! What colour am I thinking of?

Mr. Tinkles

The last bird who stood this close to me, well, I enjoyed his company with a plate of Fancy Feast and a nice saucer of milk. [makes slurping hisses, then coughs] Hairball!

Seamus

Butch! Kick him in the bagpipes!

Seamus

Can a bird have a bath without ending up on the internet?

CAT! Look out!

First few enjoy a little, take a bath and relax on a bed and a couch question. You don’t really do much, cats just lick their fur. Kitties ado about nothing.

Get them, my minions!

Catherine

Hand over the bird.

Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!

hey! Back off! I hate dog! I got the clause!

Hey, remember the song the merry-go-round broke down? It gets me about tongue tied a little.