James Marsden movie quotes

View Quote (after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!

View Quote (after stabbing a bus) The steel beast is dead, peasants! I set you all free.

View Quote I'm handsome even when I sleep?

View Quote I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.

View Quote Be the ball.

View Quote Dickie Atkinson the Mechanic: You had friends in Chicago?
Steve: [awkwardly] Yeah.
Lorna: You can have friends here.

View Quote [at a campsite in Green Hills, Montana, Miles Prower, a.k.a. Tails, a yellow-orange and white fox with two tails, gets into a ready stance, narrowing his blue eyes. On the left beside him, Knuckles, a red echidna, does the same, narrowing his purple eyes. In a rubber duck float, diving flippers, and sunglasses, Sonic, a blue hedgehog, walks in the middle of his friends while eating a chilli dog]
Sonic: [mouth full] Wait a second. I thought we were going tubing. Hold on, hold on, is this a race?
Tails: You're going down!
Knuckles: It is my destiny to claim the throne of Family Champion, hedgehog!
Sonic: Ha-ha, cute! Are you sure you wanna challenge the fastest creature in the universe? I mean, that's kinda my whole brand. [spins out of his floatie and removes his flippers and sunglasses] Okay, Tom and Maddie, count us down!
Tom: Right! [to Maddie] Don't worry, a little sibling rivalry is healthy. Me and my brothers used to do this kind of thing all the time.
Maddie: Tom, your brothers are lunatics and neither of them were born with the power to trigger a global, cataclysmic event, so...
Tom: That's a fair point. Did you hear that, boys? No cataclysmic events, alright? Let's try to keep this cataclysmic-less.
Sonic: 10-4!
Tails: Got it!
Knuckles: Understood, Lord of the Donuts!
Maddie: Then, on your marks, get set, go! [Team Sonic takes off fast]
Sonic: And way out in front, to the surprise of absolutely no one, it's the Blue Blur, the Red-Shoed Rocket, the one, the only--
Tails: [flies above] Come on, Sonic, catch up! Yeah! [flies ahead]
Sonic: What in the what now?
Knuckles: [running ahead] I am also defeating you, hedgehog!
Sonic: Seriously? Alright, you know what? Time to light the afterburners! [accelerates past, grinding up a fallen tree] Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Air Hedgehog! [passing the Goal Plate, dancing] Yes! I did it! I... [sees Tails and Knuckles tapping their feet] lost?! How is that even possible? I did not lose!
Knuckles: I am also defeating you, hedgehog.
Sonic: Okay, okay, I get it, man. No need to rub it in.
Tails: Come on, Sonic, catch up! Yeah!
Sonic: [getting Déjà vu] Wait, what's going on?
[Sonic distorts Tails' face upon touching it and yelps in shock. He does the same to Knuckles' face.]
Sonic: Why are you guys acting like... [looks up, sees Tails' hologram projectors] Holograms! Which means I remain the undefeated speed champion of all time! Yeees! And the crowd goes wild! But also, what's going on? [hurries back to the campsite to see a surprise birthday party waiting before him]
Tom, Maddie, Tails, & Knuckles: Surprise!
Sonic: Wait a second, you guys, what is all this? [points to the banner] "Happy B-Arthur Day"?
Maddie: No, it's "Happy B-Earth-day."
Tom: Today's the anniversary of the day you came to Earth, bud. It's your Earth Day birthday.
Sonic: So, the race was just a distraction, which I totally didn't fall for, by the way, good try, though, so you could throw a party for me?
Knuckles: Today we honor you, hedgehog.
Tails: If it wasn't for you, none of us would be here right now.
Tom: The boys are right, bud. Y'know, the day you came to this planet is the day all our lives changed forever.
Maddie: And we became a family.
Ozzy: [barks, subtitled] You stole my hoomans.
Sonic: You guys, I don't, I don't know what to say, except... Let's party! [high-fives Tom]
Tails: Toga! Toga!
Knuckles: It's now on 'til the break of dawn!

View Quote Sonic: Thanks for the surprise party. It really means a lot to me.
Tom: Ah, you deserve it, pal.
Sonic: [sees something in the distance] No way, is that...? [runs off]
Tom: [walking after him] Wha-- Dude, just for once, walk at my speed.
[Tom drops down into Sonic's old cave from the first film.]
Tom: Whoa, Sonic, this is your...
Sonic: Yep, my old cave.
Tom: Oh, man, I can't believe this is where you lived all those years.
Sonic: (re: nunchaku) Heh-hey! My state-of-the-art security system! [flails them around and hits himself, again like in the first film] Still works.
Tom: Hey, bud. what's this? [finds a drawing of young Sonic and Longclaw]
Sonic: Wow. You know, I drew that on my first night on Earth. I wanted to remember where I came from. I still miss her. You think Longclaw would be proud of me?
Tom: I know she would, pal. Because even though you lost her at such a young age, you didn't let your pain change who you are... in here. [points at Sonic's chest]
Sonic: Yeah, in my lungs.
Tom: [amused] Or your heart.
Sonic: Heart, right. Yeah, makes more sense. Not lungs, heart.
Tom: That's the thing about life, Sonic, it's all about the choices we make. You're gonna make some good ones, and... knowing you, you're gonna make some bad ones. [Sonic innocuously rolls his eyes] But, as long as you remember to listen to your heart, you're gonna make the right choice when it matters the most.
Sonic: Thanks. I don't know what I'd do without you. [cut to Shadow miserably marching in the rain in Tokyo] I'd probably be a totally different hedgehog.

View Quote [The Wachowskis' living room is cluttered with signs of various activities, from loaves of bread, a knitting set, to a painting of Ozzy. Tom, dressed in a "Donut Lord" sweater, finishes building a model Taj Mahal at the table.]
Tom: And done! Masterpiece. Look at that.
Maddie: Yay! [wearing an "All or Muffin" apron, she brings more bread and joins Tom on the sofa.] It's really been great having time to ourselves.
Tom: Right? Absolutely, I just feel so relaxed. You know, clear-headed?
Maddie: Look at all these new interests we found.
Tom: I've got so many hobbies.
Maddie: [whispering] So many!
Tom: After the action and adventure of the last few years, I could get used to this.
Maddie: Same.
[Suddenly, the room starts to shake. The bread pans wobble, puzzles break apart, and the model Taj Mahal comes tumbling down. A ring appears, and Team Sonic emerges, still chained up, with Knuckles in front.]
Sonic: Tom, Maddie, we need your help on a super… Knuckles, do you mind?
Knuckles: Oh, excuse me. [turns around so Sonic faces Tom and Maddie]
Sonic: (Thank you.) Tom, Maddie, we need your help on a super dangerous, top-secret mission!
[Tom and Maddie mull it over.]
Tom: Thank God.
Maddie: Let's go.
Tom: [both getting up] Yeah, we're in.
Tails: Really? You're in, just like that?
Tom: Yeah.
Maddie: [same time] Yes. It was getting so boring without you guys here.
Tom: [overlapping] So boring.
Maddie: No offense.
Tom: No, none taken. [to Team Sonic] I mean, whatever crazy plan you're cooking up, the answer's yes.
Maddie: Yes.
Sonic: Great! But first thing's first, what is that? [points to a ventriloquist puppet of Tom with Sergeant Sprinkles. Tom picks it up off the floor. Maddie is unamused.]
Tom: Oh, this is... [puts on a high-pitched voice] Little Tom! [in normal voice] Isn't he great?
[Team Sonic is too stunned to speak.]
Maddie: I told you to get rid of that. It's very creepy.
Tom: [as Little Tom] I told him to get rid of you. [in normal voice] Okay, that's going a bit too far...
Maddie: You're in so much trouble.
Tails: [sets his Miles Electric on the living room table, creating a hologram of G.U.N. HQ.] Okay, this is it, the belly of the beast: G.U.N. headquarters in London.
Maddie: Aw, Tom, we're finally gonna get to see London together...!
Tom: Hey, I told you we'd get there someday, baby.
Sonic: Okay, so here's the plan! I run in super fast, fly over that water, no problem, then right when I get to the-- [his hologram turns to ash upon running into G.U.N. HQ's shield, leaving only his shoes behind.] AAAH! What just happened?
Tails: Congratulations, you just got incinerated by their energy shield. We'll need to shut it down by planting a USB drive in their server room. That will give me full control over it. (re: Tom and Maddie) That's what we need you two for.
Tom: A couple bad-**** spies, that's what we are.
Maddie: Mr. and Mrs. Smith. [fist bumps Tom]
Tails: Once we disable the shield, you'll face... the laser hall. These high-density bad boys will cut you into tiny pieces. And cut those pieces into even tinier pieces.
Sonic: Once again... AAH! Can't we just get Tom Cruise to do this?
Tails: Nope, because not even he could break into... the vault.
Sonic: Why is it empty in there?
Tails: Because we have no idea what's on the other side of that door. To prevent the vault from ever being accessed by a ring, all images and schematics have been wiped from G.U.N.'s database. So, for the last leg of this heist...
Tom: [as Little Tom] We're goin' in blind. [off Maddie's look, quietly] Sorry.
Maddie: Okay, I'm just gonna say it. It sounds like this plan would work a heck of a lot better if Sonic used the Master Emerald to go golden god mode to get the key.
Sonic: No way, Maddie. The Master Emerald is too powerful to ever use again. We made a promise to each other to keep it hidden.
Tails: In a location only Knuckles knows.
Knuckles: As Guardian of the Master Emerald, anyone who tries to take it away for any reason will become a sworn enemy.
Maddie: Okay-okay, sheesh, no need to get all growly on me, buddy.
Sonic: You guys are always telling us to make good choices. Well, this is the right choice.
Tom: Okay! I guess we're going to...

View Quote S.F.P.D! Pending Background check! Paws in the air!

View Quote Okay, pal. I want answers. Who are you, what are you?

View Quote His name's Sonic, this was his home...and he was my friend.

View Quote [first line] Time is a funny thing. When I was a kid the days lasted forever, but the years... Well, they went by so fast. Before you know it, you are all grown up. It even happened to me.

View Quote Once you grow up, you can never go back.

View Quote Yeah, I guess sometimes you just... you grow up… and... grow apart.

View Quote Cyclops: Professor, I'm sorry, but he'll endanger the mission.
Wolverine: Hey, I wasn't the one who gave the train station a new sun-roof, pal.
Cyclops: No, you were the one who stabbed Rogue through the chest.

View Quote Cyclops: Storm, fry him!
Magneto: Oh, yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school.

View Quote Cyclops: All right, we can insert here at the George Washington Bridge, come around the bank just off of Manhattan, land on the far side of Liberty Island, here.
Wolverine: What about harbor patrol? Radar?
Cyclops: If they have anything that can pick up our jet, they deserve to catch us.

View Quote Sonic, taking care of yourself is not what being a hero is all about. It is about taking responsibility for other people. And now, whether you want to hear this or not, you are still just a kid. You got some more growing up to do before you are ready to be a hero. Trust me, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you do not choose that moment. That moment chooses you.

View Quote Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference, but you are being reckless... Pretending to be Batman?

View Quote The Donut Lord. You know, a real genius would remember the name of the guy who helped kick your butt off this planet, and I will do it again if you mess with Green Hills.

View Quote Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.

View Quote You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!

View Quote You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.

View Quote Lois Lane: How did you get here?
Richard White: I flew.

View Quote Richard White: So, I've noticed you've been acting a little different lately.
Lois Lane: Have I?
Richard White: You know, Lois... that article that you wrote-
Lois Lane: "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman"?
Richard White: No, no, no. No, the other one from years ago, before we met?
Lois Lane: Well, which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.
Richard White: "I Spent the Night with Superman".
Lois Lane: Richard. Come on. It was the title of an interview. Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
Richard White: No, I know. It's okay.
Lois Lane: Richard... it was a long time ago.
Richard White: Were you in love with him?
Lois Lane: He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
Richard White: But were you?
Lois Lane: [long pause] No.

View Quote Richard White: So with the Super-Hearing does he hear each sound by itself or everything all at once?
Lois Lane: Both.
Richard White: He's certainly a lot taller than I thought.
Lois Lane: 6'4".
Richard White: I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.
Lois Lane: Anything but lead.
Richard White: I bet he's-
Lois Lane: 225 pounds, faster than a speeding bullet, draws his powers from the sun, invulnerable to anything but Kryptonite, and he never lies.
Richard White: Kryptonite?
Lois Lane: Radioactive pieces of his homeworld. It's deadly. To him.

View Quote I love bein' a spy dog!

View Quote This is like Petco meets Vegas!

View Quote Diggs: You'll never get away with this, Kitty!
Kitty Galore: Oh, I was hoping someone would tell me I'd never get away with this! It makes it so much more satisfying when I do!
Lou: Tab Lazenby. So you're the new fat cat at MEOWS. And by that, I mean you should really switch to skimmed milk
Tab Lezenby: Oh, Lou, so catty. I see they've given you the key to the executive dumpster. All that butt-sniffing finally payed off.
Mr. Tinkles: Cats rule! Yeah.
Mr. Tinkles: Greetings, my furry friends! It is I, Tinkles! Free! Scot-free! [laughing] Meow, meow. Did you really think the Rock could hold me forever? I am definitely not an indoor cat! [steel drums are heard] HEY! Ringo! Enough with the steel drums here! I'm trying to talk, 'mon'!
Calico: Hey, boss! I'm riffin'! Heh-heh-heh!

View Quote Denise: He is lying to us, there is no subway in Los Angeles.
Gordon: Yes, there is!
Denise: Where? How come I've never seen it?
Gordon: It's underground.

View Quote Rose: You better be telling the truth, psycho, because I will out-psycho you. And if you hurt Meghan, I will reign **** fury down on you.
Gordon: Relax. Where do you live?
Rose: Where the **** is that?
Gordon: It's downtown near the Sixth Street bridge.
Rose: People live there?
Gordon: Yeah. I do.

View Quote Rose: Denise, four-point douche test. Go.
Gordon: What?
Denise: Have you ever been to a strip club?
Gordon: Yes, but they make me uncomfortable.
Denise: What do you call your penis?
Gordon: My penis.
Denise: That's hot.
Rose: Denise, Focus.
Denise: Sorry. How do you feel about Robert Pattinson?
Gordon: Not my favorite actor.
Denise: You shut your mouth.
Gordon: Okay.
Denise: Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Gordon: Whoop, whoop.
Denise: No. Don't ever do that again.
Denise: Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your girlfriend?
Gordon: Cheat on my girlfriend. I'm not going to kill an innocent dog. That's sick.
Denise: You passed.

View Quote No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.

View Quote Put a little sack into it, powder puff.

View Quote Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you.

View Quote Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny.

View Quote If this world is not to your liking, then you must change it.