Gordon quotes from Walk of Shame (2014)

Rose

You better be telling the truth, psycho, because I will out-psycho you. And if you hurt Meghan, I will reign **** fury down on you.

Gordon

Relax. Where do you live?

Rose

Where the **** is that?

Gordon

It's downtown near the Sixth Street bridge.

Rose

People live there?

Gordon

Yeah. I do.

Denise

He is lying to us, there is no subway in Los Angeles.

Gordon

Yes, there is!

Denise

Where? How come I've never seen it?

Gordon

It's underground.

Rose

Denise, four-point douche test. Go.

Gordon

What?

Denise

Have you ever been to a strip club?

Gordon

Yes, but they make me uncomfortable.

Denise

What do you call your penis?

Gordon

My penis.

Denise

That's hot.

Rose

Denise, Focus.

Denise

Sorry. How do you feel about Robert Pattinson?

Gordon

Not my favorite actor.

Denise

You shut your mouth.

Gordon

Okay.

Denise

Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?

Gordon

Whoop, whoop.

Denise

No. Don't ever do that again.

Denise

Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your girlfriend?

Gordon

Cheat on my girlfriend. I'm not going to kill an innocent dog. That's sick.

Denise

You passed.

Are you trying to bribe me?

Meghan

No.

That's a shame. You know, I'm thinking Quiznos for lunch today.

Meghan

How much?

$500.

Meghan

Quiznos does not cost $500!
...

Meghan

****!... This!

Meghan

Yeah! Suck it, lady!

Meghan

Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no.

Gordon

I know you. You're stuck again.

Meghan

You gonna--

Gordon

Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm-- From last night. How you doing?

Meghan

How you doing?