Officer Walter I have nothing against... uh, modern... female entrepreneurs.
Played by Bill Burr 
Walk of Shame (2014) · 17 quotes
Walk of Shame (2014) · 17 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Walk of Shame (2014): in 4 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Sergeant Dave (2)
Don't be on your knees. Off his streets and grow the **** up, okay?
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1 quote Officer Walter Scenes with Officer Walter
2 scenes Officer Walter You saw this little in the yellow dress steal your bike?
Stolen bike boy
She was really scary.
You got a good look at her?
Stolen bike boy
Yeah. She had these, like, crazy eyes.
Officer Walter All right, kid. Come with us. Hop in. We'll do a ride-along, okay?
Stolen bike boy
But when we find her, I want five minutes alone with her, okay?
Not okay, creepy kid. Get in the back. Be happy that you're coming. Just concentrate on apprehending the perp.
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Stolen bike boy
Hey, driver, you got to go faster. We have to find the bike.
It's "Officer."
Sergeant Steve
"Driver"?
What, your dad rich or something?
Stolen bike boy
My dad's taxes pay your bills. Find the bike.
Kid, if you don't shut up, I'm going to drop you off right on this corner.
Stolen bike boy
God, I just want to find my bike!
And I just want to be **** fishing!
[Stolen bike boy sobbing] ...
Officer Walter Oh, come on. There you go. You've really hurt his feelings now.
Well, the kid's an asshole.
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What are you smoking?
Officer Walter It's an e-cig.
Fake cigarette. That's dumb.
Stolen bike boy
Well, I smoke weed!
Great. Now we have to arrest you.
Stolen bike boy
No. I was kidding.
Well, you're already in the back.
Ma'am, did you see a woman in a yellow dress get on that helicopter?
I saw Meghan Miles, undercover investigator for KZLA, get on a helicopter.
Officer Walter Wait. The woman we're chasing is just a reporter? Dear God, it's worse than we ever imagined. The hooker has infiltrated the media, where she's posing as KZLA's Meghan Miles.
What do you mean, she's infiltrated the media?
So, you're saying that our best friend Meghan is an undercover hooker?
Officer Walter It looks that way.
So, you have an idiot friend too?
Yeah. Mine's by choice. You got stuck with this guy, right?
