I can't wait to get my drink on. And get my dance on. And... Just those two things. Denise.
Denise What?
Meghan. Meghan! Meghan Miles. Either she's not home or she's ignoring us.
Denise Or she's incapacitated, tied up... or maybe she had a stroke or a seizure or something.
Denise, this is Brentwood. Nothing bad ever happens in Brent... Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson. I just remembered that. Yeah.
Denise Meghan! It's open.
Honey, you are not back on the farm in Texas. You cannot just leave your door unlocked.
Hey, party girls. What's up? What do you want to drink? I have tap water. Wait.
Wait, what's going on? Where's Kyle?
He's at the supermarket.
And, um, where's all your stuff?
Oh. Um... Kyle took it all to the supermarket. The supermercado. He's gone. He, um... He said he didn't know who I was anymore, and then he left and he took everything.
That's so weird. When is he coming back? Why did you not tell us?
I don't know. I'm sorry. Rosie, I just...
Yeah, but, honey, we're your friends. We're not gonna judge you.
Hang on. It's Dan.
Meghan, don't freak out, but they're going with Wendy Chang. Meghan, are you okay?
Chang!
Denise This is such a terrible time for Kyle to not be here.
Denise, shut up.
They gave it to Wendy Chang. She's an anchor in San Francisco.
There you go, honey. That's a diversity hire. Asian. What can you do about that?
She's not even Asian. She's adopted. She has red **** hair. I'm sorry. That was mean. Good for her. No.
Screw Chang. You are the best.
Denise Yeah. No one reads the news like you, Meghan.
We're going to sit down and come up with a plan to fix your life. Okay, guys, no more pity party.
It's fine.So go. I'll be fine. I'm just gonna stay here and catch up on Idol.
No! We're not gonna leave you here. You don't even have your dog.
Technically, it was Kyle's dog.
Denise Who cares? Forget it. Get a cat.
Ew. That's gross. Cats hate me.You know that.
Denise People say cats are clean, but they're really filthy.
I am sorry, okay? Whatever.
I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
I don't know, I don't do that with penises. I'm more of a relationship type of girl.
We're taking you out. Come on. Let's go.
Denise Fine, but I'm wearing these sweatpants.
No. You're gonna wear something slutty, like Denise.
Denise I don't own anything slutty like Denise.
Denise, give Meghan your dress.
Denise But...
No buts. You can wear one of her pantsuits.
Denise Ew. Ew.
...
Why is it so loud in here?
Isn't it great? This is what you need.
Shots time. Already?
Yup, that's right. Throw it back. Unless you're too soft.
