Meghan
But I didn't do anything wrong.
Sergeant Dave
Really? You haven't done anything wrong? What, are you going out to get some eggs? Just wrapping up your paper route? It's time to grow up.
Played by Ethan Suplee 
Walk of Shame (2014) · 17 quotes
Walk of Shame (2014) · 17 quotes
Do not approach the vehicle. Ma'am, what you're doing is the opposite... of not approaching the vehicle.
Scenes with Sergeant Dave
3 scenes Meghan
Sergeant Dave
Officer Walter
You saw this little in the yellow dress steal your bike?
Stolen bike boy
She was really scary.
Sergeant Dave
You got a good look at her?
Stolen bike boy
Yeah. She had these, like, crazy eyes.
Officer Walter
All right, kid. Come with us. Hop in. We'll do a ride-along, okay?
Stolen bike boy
But when we find her, I want five minutes alone with her, okay?
Sergeant Dave
Not okay, creepy kid. Get in the back. Be happy that you're coming. Just concentrate on apprehending the perp.
...
Stolen bike boy
Hey, driver, you got to go faster. We have to find the bike.
Sergeant Dave
It's "Officer."
Sergeant Steve
"Driver"?
Sergeant Dave
What, your dad rich or something?
Stolen bike boy
My dad's taxes pay your bills. Find the bike.
Sergeant Dave
Kid, if you don't shut up, I'm going to drop you off right on this corner.
Stolen bike boy
God, I just want to find my bike!
Sergeant Dave
And I just want to be **** fishing!
[Stolen bike boy sobbing] ...
Officer Walter
Oh, come on. There you go. You've really hurt his feelings now.
Sergeant Dave
Well, the kid's an asshole.
...
Sergeant Dave
What are you smoking?
Officer Walter
It's an e-cig.
Sergeant Dave
Fake cigarette. That's dumb.
Stolen bike boy
Well, I smoke weed!
Sergeant Dave
Great. Now we have to arrest you.
Stolen bike boy
No. I was kidding.
Sergeant Dave
Well, you're already in the back.
Sergeant Dave
Ma'am, did you see a woman in a yellow dress get on that helicopter?
Denise
I saw Meghan Miles, undercover investigator for KZLA, get on a helicopter.
Officer Walter
Wait. The woman we're chasing is just a reporter? Dear God, it's worse than we ever imagined. The hooker has infiltrated the media, where she's posing as KZLA's Meghan Miles.
Denise
What do you mean, she's infiltrated the media?
Rose
So, you're saying that our best friend Meghan is an undercover hooker?
Officer Walter
It looks that way.
Sergeant Dave
So, you have an idiot friend too?
Rose
Yeah. Mine's by choice. You got stuck with this guy, right?
