Rose I can't wait to get my drink on. And get my dance on. And... Just those two things. Denise.
What?
Rose Meghan. Meghan! Meghan Miles. Either she's not home or she's ignoring us.
Or she's incapacitated, tied up... or maybe she had a stroke or a seizure or something.
Rose Denise, this is Brentwood. Nothing bad ever happens in Brent... Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson. I just remembered that. Yeah.
Meghan! It's open.
Rose Honey, you are not back on the farm in Texas. You cannot just leave your door unlocked.
Hey, party girls. What's up? What do you want to drink? I have tap water. Wait.
Rose Wait, what's going on? Where's Kyle?
He's at the supermarket.
Rose And, um, where's all your stuff?
Oh. Um... Kyle took it all to the supermarket. The supermercado. He's gone. He, um... He said he didn't know who I was anymore, and then he left and he took everything.
Rose That's so weird. When is he coming back? Why did you not tell us?
I don't know. I'm sorry. Rosie, I just...
Rose Yeah, but, honey, we're your friends. We're not gonna judge you.
Hang on. It's Dan.
Meghan, don't freak out, but they're going with Wendy Chang. Meghan, are you okay?
Chang!
This is such a terrible time for Kyle to not be here.
Rose Denise, shut up.
They gave it to Wendy Chang. She's an anchor in San Francisco.
Rose There you go, honey. That's a diversity hire. Asian. What can you do about that?
She's not even Asian. She's adopted. She has red **** hair. I'm sorry. That was mean. Good for her. No.
Rose Screw Chang. You are the best.
Yeah. No one reads the news like you, Meghan.
Rose We're going to sit down and come up with a plan to fix your life. Okay, guys, no more pity party.
It's fine.So go. I'll be fine. I'm just gonna stay here and catch up on Idol.
Rose No! We're not gonna leave you here. You don't even have your dog.
Technically, it was Kyle's dog.
Who cares? Forget it. Get a cat.
Ew. That's gross. Cats hate me.You know that.
People say cats are clean, but they're really filthy.
I am sorry, okay? Whatever.
Rose I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
I don't know, I don't do that with penises. I'm more of a relationship type of girl.
Rose We're taking you out. Come on. Let's go.
Fine, but I'm wearing these sweatpants.
Rose No. You're gonna wear something slutty, like Denise.
I don't own anything slutty like Denise.
Rose Denise, give Meghan your dress.
But...
Rose No buts. You can wear one of her pantsuits.
Ew. Ew.
...
Why is it so loud in here?
Rose Isn't it great? This is what you need.
Shots time. Already?
Rose Yup, that's right. Throw it back. Unless you're too soft.
