Tom Wachowski / The Donut Lord Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference, but you are being reckless... Pretending to be Batman?
5th most-quoted character in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022): in 7 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Sonic the Hedgehog (3)
The Donut Lord. You know, a real genius would remember the name of the guy who helped kick your butt off this planet, and I will do it again if you mess with Green Hills.
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3 quotes Tom Wachowski / The Donut Lord Tom Wachowski / The Donut Lord Sonic, taking care of yourself is not what being a hero is all about. It is about taking responsibility for other people. And now, whether you want to hear this or not, you are still just a kid. You got some more growing up to do before you are ready to be a hero. Trust me, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you do not choose that moment. That moment chooses you.
Tom Wachowski / The Donut Lord [after Sonic calls him "Dad"]
I will race you to the truck. One, two, three, go!
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I can take care of myself.
Tom Sonic, taking care of yourself is not what being a hero is all about. It's about taking responsibility for other people. And now, whether you wanna hear this or not, you are still just a kid. You have some more growing up to do before you're ready to be a hero. Trust me, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you.
Whoa. Look at you. Look, I just got–– I just got goosebumps. Wait a second, did you steal that from Oprah?
Tom No, sir, it's a Wachowski family special. Came from my dad, in this very boat, in this very lake. He would always try and steer me in the right direction. That's what Maddie and I always try to do with you. So, until your moment arrives, I want you to work on being more responsible. Comprende?
Comprende. High-five on it!
Tom [Sonic, an unconscious Tails and a massive amount of snow crash through the ring portal, sending the wedding guests flying]
Is anybody hurt? Sonic! Are you okay?
Maddie
What happened? Are you hurt?
No, no, no. I'm fine.
Tom Okay, good. Because you’re in SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Maddie
Okay. [to Tom, with her hands out to him] You, calm down. [to Sonic] You, talk.
Okay, quick version. Robotnik is back on Earth, and he's after a magic emerald.
Tom What?
[with an annoyed look, Rachel slaps her hands to her legs]
We need to get it back or the world is doomed. [spots Tails sill lying down and surrounded by snow] Tails! Oh, no, no, no!
Maddie
Wait. All of this happened since yesterday?
Tom Hey, wait, wait. Who's Tails?
Rachel
[shocked]
Oh, Lord, there are two of 'em now.
Okay, okay, lemme think, lemme think. Tails, come on, buddy.
Tom [suddenly, an electric net is shot onto Sonic, knocking him out]
Whoa!
Rachel
Randall, why do all of your friends have weapons?
You really should have taken me up on that brunch, Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.
Tom Olive Garden guy?
It's okay, everyone. We're federal agents. You, too, agent. Go ahead.
Rachel
[Randall reveals his badge.]
You mean to tell me that this entire wedding was a SETUP?!
Randall
Rachel, wait a minute.
Tom What?
That's correct, ma'am. Every single aspect of Operation Catfish was a complete fabrication.
Rachel
[angrily]
"Operation Catfish"? So, is everyone here an agent?! [to the priest] Are you an agent?! [the priest reveals a taser inside his book.] Son of a… Was the florist an agent? How about the photographer?! The woman who waxed my... At the spa? [slaps her arm again] Is Jojo an agent?
Randall
Rachel.
Jojo
What?
Randall
Rachel, listen to me.
Rachel
[fully angered]
I’M DONE LISTENING! [being hold back by the priest and another man] I AM DONE LISTENING!!
Randall
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry. I really am. I am so sorry.
Tom No. Hey, no! [pushes a man out of the way and chases after the agents, punching them one by one] Let him go!
Randall
Hey!
Tom Sonic, hang on!
Randall
[handcuffs Tom]
Take it easy. It's not worth it.
Maddie
Tom!
Maddie
Sonic is not a threat. He's on our side.
He's an uncontrolled extraterrestrial. And your days of aiding and abetting him are over. [to his agents] Secure them in the hotel until the chopper arrives.
Tom You're making a mistake.
Rachel
[still angrily]
Hold on, Major A-hole! This is still my day, and someone is gonna explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!
After the events in San Francisco, a global task force was created, devoted to protecting our planet from alien threats. That day, Guardian Units of Nations was born.
Rachel
G-U-N. [puts her hands on her hips] Seriously?
GUN, yeah.
Maddie
Look, what about protecting our planet from Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik is dead.
Maddie
You're wrong. He's back. And you just hauled away the only ones who could stop him.
Tom [to Sonic before getting ice cream with Tails, Knuckles, Maddie and Ozzy]
Oh, I'm happy for you, pal. You got your wingmen. Perfect friends to grow up with.
Come on, Knuckles.
Ah, my victory chariot! [he jumps into the back of the truck]
I got a lot more than that... Dad.
Tom [Tom smiles]
I'll race you to the truck. 1-2-3, GO!
[Sonic races Tom to the truck]
