Tom
[Sonic, an unconscious Tails and a massive amount of snow crash through the ring portal, sending the wedding guests flying]
Is anybody hurt? Sonic! Are you okay?
M Maddie
What happened? Are you hurt?
Sonic
No, no, no. I'm fine.
Tom
Okay, good. Because you’re in SO MUCH TROUBLE!
M Maddie
Okay. [to Tom, with her hands out to him] You, calm down. [to Sonic] You, talk.
Sonic
Okay, quick version. Robotnik is back on Earth, and he's after a magic emerald.
Tom
What?
Sonic
[with an annoyed look, Rachel slaps her hands to her legs]
We need to get it back or the world is doomed. [spots Tails sill lying down and surrounded by snow] Tails! Oh, no, no, no!
M Maddie
Wait. All of this happened since yesterday?
Tom
Hey, wait, wait. Who's Tails?
Sonic
[digs up Tails, who is still unconscious]
Tails, can you hear me?
R Rachel
[shocked]
Oh, Lord, there are two of 'em now.
Sonic
Okay, okay, lemme think, lemme think. Tails, come on, buddy.
Tom
[suddenly, an electric net is shot onto Sonic, knocking him out]
Whoa!
R Rachel
Randall, why do all of your friends have weapons?
Walters
You really should have taken me up on that brunch, Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.
Tom
Olive Garden guy?
Walters
It's okay, everyone. We're federal agents. You, too, agent. Go ahead.
R Rachel
[Randall reveals his badge.]
You mean to tell me that this entire wedding was a SETUP?!
R Randall
Rachel, wait a minute.
Tom
What?
Walters
That's correct, ma'am. Every single aspect of Operation Catfish was a complete fabrication.
R Rachel
[angrily]
"Operation Catfish"? So, is everyone here an agent?! [to the priest] Are you an agent?! [the priest reveals a taser inside his book.] Son of a… Was the florist an agent? How about the photographer?! The woman who waxed my... At the spa? [slaps her arm again] Is Jojo an agent?
R Randall
Rachel, listen to me.
R Rachel
[fully angered]
I’M DONE LISTENING! [being hold back by the priest and another man] I AM DONE LISTENING!!
R Randall
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry. I really am. I am so sorry.
Tom
No. Hey, no! [pushes a man out of the way and chases after the agents, punching them one by one] Let him go!
Tom
Sonic, hang on!
R Randall
[handcuffs Tom]
Take it easy. It's not worth it.
Walters
[confronts Maddie]
Ah, ah, ah.
M Maddie
Sonic is not a threat. He's on our side.
Walters
He's an uncontrolled extraterrestrial. And your days of aiding and abetting him are over. [to his agents] Secure them in the hotel until the chopper arrives.
Tom
You're making a mistake.
R Rachel
[still angrily]
Hold on, Major A-hole! This is still my day, and someone is gonna explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!
Walters
After the events in San Francisco, a global task force was created, devoted to protecting our planet from alien threats. That day, Guardian Units of Nations was born.
R Rachel
G-U-N. [puts her hands on her hips] Seriously?
Walters
GUN, yeah.
M Maddie
Look, what about protecting our planet from Dr. Robotnik?
Walters
Robotnik is dead.
M Maddie
You're wrong. He's back. And you just hauled away the only ones who could stop him.
Walters
Something bothering you, agent?
R Randall
I just feel a little guilty about what I did to Rachel, sir.
Walters
Don't worry about it. We'll send her a gift card. Now, I propose a toast to a perfectly executed operation.
GA GUN Agent
Sir, we're under attack.
R Rachel
RANDALL, WIFEY'S HOME!!
R Randall
Oh, my God. Rachel. What... a... woman.
R Rachel
You no-good, lowdown, dirty, lying…!
R Randall
Rachel, just listen to me.
R Rachel
What kind of twisted sicko TRICKS SOMEONE INTO A FAKE WEDDING?!
Walters
[holding a taser gun]
Party's over, Bride-zilla. Stop right there.
R Rachel
You son of a...!
Walters
Have it your way.
Walters
Very disappointing, Agent Handel. [Rachel pulls out Tails' blaster.] Ha! Is that supposed to be a weapon?
R Rachel
I don't know, but we're gonna find out!
Walters
Haven't you caused enough trouble for one day?
R Rachel
I haven't even begun causing trouble! Hell, hath no fury like a bride scorned! [fires at the wedding cake, pulverizing it and surprising Walters, including Rachel herself] Looks like it's real, huh? No. Right.
R Randall
Be honest. How bad is it?
R Rachel
Not bad at all. You got tased. You'll be fine.
R Rachel
You landed on our ice sculpture. Get up. Just… Just tell me the truth, for once. Is there anything about you or about us that was real?
R Randall
Rachel, look at me. Before I met you, I didn't think that I was even capable of real happiness, but that all changed when you walked into my life, and I ended up breaking the first rule of undercover work.
R Randall
Never fall in love.
Walters
[In a post-credits scene, dozens of soldiers scan the area around Eggman's downed robot.] [last lines]
Agent, I want an update.
AF Agent Faucet
We're still searching, sir, but we haven't found any sign of Robotnik.
Walters
No one could've survived that crash. He's toast. Good riddance. What a mess that lunatic made.
F Faucet
[A masked GUN soldier walks behind the pair, and pulls its mask down, revealing Stone with a scar on his face]
Sir, there’s something else. When we were wiping Robotnik off our database, we found something. A file buried deep in our system and dating back over 50 years.
Walters
What was it?
F Faucet
Coordinates, sir.
Walters
Coordinates to what?
F Faucet
[The scene cuts to a lab, where a containment capsule opens, revealing a hedgehog inside it.] [voiceover]
A secret research facility. It was a black site, sir. Someone worked very hard to keep this hidden.
Walters
[The hedgehog resembles Sonic, but with its spines curved left to right on its head. Its body is black with red streaks, and a tuft of white fur. The hedgehog also wears red, white and black shoes and white gloves with a red tongue on them. Four gold rings are around the gloves and shoes like cuffs] [voiceover; realizes]
My God... Project Shadow.
[Shadow opens his eyes which ignite with red energy]
