Girl at Theme Park
I would've blown.
Andy/Randy
8 quotes
Ian
Josh Zuckerman · 4 quotes
Lance
Clark Duke · 3 quotes
Rex
James Marsden · 3 quotes
Ezekiel
Seth Green · 2 quotes
Sex Drive quotes
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Angry Cop Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
I can't move the other arm.
Angry Cop Who said that? Who said that?
l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Angry Cop The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
Holy shit.
Felicia Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.
Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy
Cause we're the shit.
Andy
Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.
Randy
You wear thong underpants?
Andy
You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy
Where do you live?
Andy
Is your mom hot too?
Randy
Where do you live?
Andy
What's your address?
Randy
You like pizza?
Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
Hey, I was born to fertilize!
Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.
Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.
I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?
I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And butt****.
I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.
No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.
Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.
Put a little sack into it, powder puff.