Andy/Randy
I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
Most-quoted character in Sex Drive (2008): in 8 of its 20 quotes
A line from Andy/RandyHey, I was born to fertilize!
I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
You should pee on us!
You gotta get the monkey.
Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.
You wear thong underpants?
You want us to take our shirts off?
Where do you live?
Is your mom hot too?
Where do you live?
What's your address?
You like pizza?
Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Cause we're the shit.
Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.