Come on, Sonic! Catch up! Yeah! [Sonic: What in the what now?]
Who is this guy? [Knuckles: He is much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.]
More lines from Miles "Tails" Prower
6 quotesUh, start with the giant fireball? [Sonic: I love it. Let's start with a giant fireball.]
He looks just like you. [Knuckles: Impossible!]
Calm down, Knuckles! This is a Chao Garden. One of the top ten must-see spots in all of Tokyo! It's the perfect place for us to blend in! [Japanese Girl: Are you Detective Pikachu?]
Oh, I'm not Sonic's assistant, we're teammates. He's the leader, Knuckles is the muscle, and I'm the gadget guy! We all have a role to play. That's what makes the team so special. That, and the fact we're best friends.
Gotta be faster than that! [Tom: [exits the tent, now in an arm sling] Give me a break. I'm still a little slow over here.]
Scenes with Miles "Tails" Prower
19 scenesWait a second. I thought we were going tubing. Hold on, hold on, is this a race?
You're going down!
It is my destiny to claim the throne of Family Champion, hedgehog!
Ha-ha, cute! Are you sure you wanna challenge the fastest creature in the universe? I mean, that's kinda my whole brand. [spins out of his floatie and removes his flippers and sunglasses] Okay, Tom and Maddie, count us down!
Right! [to Maddie] Don't worry, a little sibling rivalry is healthy. Me and my brothers used to do this kind of thing all the time.
Tom, your brothers are lunatics and neither of them were born with the power to trigger a global, cataclysmic event, so...
That's a fair point. Did you hear that, boys? No cataclysmic events, alright? Let's try to keep this cataclysmic-less.
10-4!
Got it!
Understood, Lord of the Donuts!
Then, on your marks, get set, go! [Team Sonic takes off fast]
And way out in front, to the surprise of absolutely no one, it's the Blue Blur, the Red-Shoed Rocket, the one, the only--
Come on, Sonic, catch up! Yeah! [flies ahead]
What in the what now?
I am also defeating you, hedgehog!
Seriously? Alright, you know what? Time to light the afterburners! [accelerates past, grinding up a fallen tree] Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Air Hedgehog! [passing the Goal Plate, dancing] Yes! I did it! I... [sees Tails and Knuckles tapping their feet] lost?! How is that even possible? I did not lose!
I am also defeating you, hedgehog.
Okay, okay, I get it, man. No need to rub it in.
Come on, Sonic, catch up! Yeah!
Wait, what's going on?
Why are you guys acting like... [looks up, sees Tails' hologram projectors] Holograms! Which means I remain the undefeated speed champion of all time! Yeees! And the crowd goes wild! But also, what's going on? [hurries back to the campsite to see a surprise birthday party waiting before him]
Surprise!
Wait a second, you guys, what is all this? [points to the banner] "Happy B-Arthur Day"?
No, it's "Happy B-Earth-day."
Today's the anniversary of the day you came to Earth, bud. It's your Earth Day birthday.
So, the race was just a distraction, which I totally didn't fall for, by the way, good try, though, so you could throw a party for me?
Today we honor you, hedgehog.
If it wasn't for you, none of us would be here right now.
The boys are right, bud. Y'know, the day you came to this planet is the day all our lives changed forever.
And we became a family.
You stole my hoomans.
You guys, I don't, I don't know what to say, except... Let's party! [high-fives Tom]
Toga! Toga!
It's now on 'til the break of dawn!
I have dishonored my marshmallow.
It's really just a question of temperature and distance.
It's not a competition.
This is so nice.
Peace.
Quiet.
Finally.
Finally. [Suddenly, a G.U.N. helicopter arrives at the campsite, much to Sonic's annoyance]
Hey! We're trying to have a family moment down here! [he and his family walk over to the landing helicopter]
What did we do?
Or what did they do?
What did you do?
I don't know, I do a lot of stuff.
Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski. [to the boys, with more spite] Aliens.
"Aliens"? Excuse me? It's not like we're from different plan-- Oh, yeah, we are. I guess we are aliens. Please continue.
I'm Director Rockwell. There is a very dangerous situation unfolding right now in Tokyo. Commander Walters is requesting Team Sonic's immediate assistance.
"Team Sonic"? Who picked that name?
Love it, 10 out of 10, no notes. Tom and Maddie, put the s'mores on ice, because Team Sonic is off to save the day!
Remember... make good choices!
[Tom gives a thumbs up, and Ozzy waves goodbye]
Good evening, and welcome to Tails Airflight 1012. We're looking at an on-time arrival into Tokyo!
Okay, Captain, we've got a rogue alien on the loose. How do we find him?
Uh, start with the giant fireball?
I love it, let's start with the giant fireball!
Ha-ha-ha...! Finally, some action!
Okay, time to gear up. [pulls out some handcuffs] Titanium handcuffs. Completely indestructible.
I don't need your silly gizmos, fox. And you know why? Because I am...
1,000,000% muscle.
Yes, good, you've been listening.
We're over the drop zone.
All right, here we go. Showtime!
Now, look, we don't know if it's Godzilla or Hello Kitty down there, but as long as we stick together, there is nothing we can't handle. Team Sonic on three! [As he counts up, he, Tails, and Knuckles each put their fists together one by one.] One, two, three...
Teeeeeam...
...Sonic!
...Knuckles!
Talk about low budget flights. No food or movies? We're outta here!
[Team Sonic jumps out of the helicopter, and the vocals of "Neon" kick in as they skydiving down to the crossing, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles opening their parachutes, Landed Safely]
What happened here?
Looks like G.U.N. got their butts kicked. Keep your eyes open. Tails, anything?
Whoa. These energy readings are off the charts.
Look out!
1,000,000%. [winks and tosses the humvee aside]
Whoa. Are you guys seeing this?
He looks just like you.
Impossible!
You're a colorful bunch.
Uh, excuse me. Why do you look like me?
I don't look like you. You look like me. Why do you look like me?
Hey, you know what? I'll ask the questions, new hedgehog! Who are you?! Why do you look like me?!
This is a waste of time. Walk away, before you get hurt.
Whoa, whoa. Easy, buddy. [takes out the electric handcuffs] We don't want to fight you.
Actually, Sonic, I would like to fight. [Sonic pushes Knuckles aside]
Not now. [to Shadow] Would you stop throwing cars at us for a second, and come down here to talk?
You jumped out of a G.U.N. helicopter. There's nothing to talk about. [turns to leave]
All right, then, enough!
Knuckles, no!
Let us talk with our fists!
AHHHH!!!
Knuckles! [they run over to help him up]
Knuckles, are you okay?
No, not really, ow...!
Who is this guy?
He's much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.
Dude, I'm standing right here. Now, come on, he can't take us all at once! [Unfortunately, Shadow uses his teleportation ability to easily take down Team Sonic within seconds.] Okay, he took us all at once. [then collapses]
Weakling. [commandeers a G.U.N. motorcycle. Sonic looks up in time to see him kick up a G.U.N. energy pistol into his hand] Don't try to follow me.
Sonic, I know that look! Going after him is a bad idea!
When has that ever stopped me? [runs after Shadow, his eyes glowing blue]
Ugh. 1.21 gigawatts. [sees the handcuffs shackling him to a railing] Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
Sonic! Are you okay?
I'm fine, guys. And before you ask me, I handcuffed myself for tactical reasons that I do not have time to explain.
You shouldn't have gone off on your own. We're supposed to be a team.
Sorry, buddy. I'm still working on this teamwork thing.
So, now what?
Well, I'm not jumping out of any more helicopters until we get some answers from G.U.N. We need somewhere to regroup.
I know just the place!
It's an ambush! You'll never take us alive, foul beasts!
Calm down, Knuckles! This is a Chao Garden, one of the top ten must-see spots in all of Tokyo. It's the perfect place for us to blend in!
Are you Detective Pikachu?
Yes, he is!
He does look like a Pokémon! [Tails looks annoyed as Knuckles begins to mimic the impression of Pikachu] Pika-Pika! Ha!
Commander Walters.
Sonic. Thank God you're all okay. I'm sure you have questions.
Just a big, ticked off, red-and-black one. Who was that guy?
Shadow's story began a lot like yours, Sonic. But where you found family and friends on this planet, Shadow found only pain and loss. [the scene cuts to 1974, where a shocked farmer walks out of his truck to have a look of a meteorite that contains Shadow inside] It begins over fifty years ago with a meteor crash in a quiet corner of Oklahoma. The meteorite contained a lifeform... the ultimate lifeform. [inside the meteorite, Shadow opens his eyes] Shadow’s power, his chaos energy, went far beyond any living creature. The scientists who discovered him believed this power would usher in a new era for humanity. But Shadow’s power proved too dangerous. A terrible accident destroyed the lab, taking human lives with it. The project leader was blamed for the incident and imprisoned. With the program cancelled, Shadow was a loose end no one knew how to deal with. Too dangerous to be walking free, too valuable to destroy. So I had to place him into stasis... [as the water rises from below the imprisoned Shadow, a young Walters watches him as the black hedgehog gives him one last angry look before disappearing completely] Indefinitely. [the scene fades back to the present]
Wait a second. If Shadow's been on ice for fifty years, someone had to help him escape.
True, but there's only a few people in the world who even know of Shadow's existence.
Doctor, we have visitors.
Really? I thought I was having an anthropomorphic nightmare, where the only person I could trust in the world showed up with all my worst enemies, while I was in a bathrobe, playing congas on my big, fat belly!
Sorry, sir.
I don't believe it. Eggman's alive?
And he's never looked... worse.
Well, maybe this is what "not giving a **** what you think I look like" looks like.
Sir, right now, we have an even bigger problem.
Oh, come on...
There's an imposter out there, using your technology.
"Imposter". That's impossi... What?! [recorded footage of the hacked egg drones plays on the monitor] No... My sweet, mechanized spawn! Whomever this party-pooping posse is looking for has stolen my persona, and the precious babies from my egg sac. Well, I'll soon "egg sac"-t my revenge. You see what I did there? [off Stone's laugh] It's time for the dramatic soap opera twist, where this Pablo reveals his Juan! [goes over to one of his devices, shoving trash out of the way.] By cross-referencing the precise coordinates of each drone's energy spikes, I can track my babies to the imposter's base of operations, right about… [points at a location] there.
Sonic, I hate to say it, but I think we're both after the same person.
Hold on, hold on. You're not suggesting we team up with Doctor Ro-butt-stink, are you?
Perhaps the fox is right. It could be our only chance to find this mysterious, more impressive hedgehog.
All right, Egghead, I hate to say it, but it looks like we're partners.
On one condition. [holds out his hand, gesturing Sonic to give him something]
Dude, you have serious issues. Ow! [plucks out one of his quills and begrudgingly gives it to Ivo. Ivo puts it to his tongue, and it shocks him with Chaos energy.]
Let's… [grabs Stone, shouting in his face] …do this!
Just a dark, creepy hallway. Nothing to be afraid of. You hear that, ghost?! You don't frighten me! [a pipe blows steam behind, startling him.] Get… a… grip. [turns around to find Shadow right in front of him]
Boo.
AAAH!
I'm just gonna come right out and say this... You're adorable.
Oh, um, thanks.
So, what's it like being Sonic's assistant? You have a daily routine? Paid time off? Benefits?
Oh, I'm not Sonic's assistant. We're teammates! He's the leader, Knuckles is the muscle, and I'm the gadget guy. We all have a role to play. That's what makes the team so special. That and the fact we're best friends.
...you are?
Well, yeah, just like you and Eggman, right?
Of course, yes! Me and the doctor, best of friends! [looks away, sadly] That's definitely what we are.
AAAH!!!!
Oh, no. Someone tell me this is some kind of concussion-induced nightmare. There's TWO Eggmen now?!
Double your villains, double your fun!
Two Robotniks are way worse than one!
Chest bump? No. [to Stone] Stone, why are you tied up? Do that on your own time. You sicken me.
You must be the long-lost grandson.
And you must be another stinking hedgehog.
So, you're the one behind all this? The Shadow breakout.
The attack on Walters!
That musty old man smell?
How dare you insult me with your unsolicited exposition! Shadow, get the key.
Where is it?
Ha! Good one, Hot Topic. Do you really think we'd be that stupid, to bring the key right to you? [Shadow takes the key from Tails' backpack.] Yup, we're that stupid.
G.U.N. took everything from us. And now we are going to take everything from them.
With this. [activates a small hologram] My masterpiece of malevolence: the Eclipse Cannon. In exchange for my freedom, I gave G.U.N. the most powerful weapon mankind has ever seen, capable of delivering a precision strike anywhere on Earth. Our first target: G.U.N. headquarters!
But firing a weapon that powerful could threaten millions of innocent lives!
Yeah, terabyte me! [Ivo chuckles at Gerald's pun] This is one of two keys required to launch the Eclipse Cannon. The other is locked inside G.U.N. headquarters. Once we have both, I will take rightful control of my weapon.
I'm in.
Holy crab!
Spacious and crustaceous.
Thank you so much for inspiring this little adventure. It really worked out for me.
And you wonder why I have trust issues! [As the Robotniks and Stone board the crab, Shadow teleports above Team Sonic.] Shadow, wait! Don't do this. I know you're hurting, but don't let that change who you are inside.
I've spent 50 years reliving what they did to her. [deploys a black hole orb with his Chaos energy] This is who I am inside. [drops the orb and then teleports into the crab]
Uh, nice magic marble. Real scary. [The orb unleashes a vortex, absorbing the base's ruins.] Aah! That actually is real scary!
It's a mini black hole! It's going to suck in all the matter in this base!
Fear not, friends! Even my teeth are muscles! [bites down on a loose cable, keeping the team from being absorbed]
Sonic, try to reach one of my rings!
Got one! Check this out. Trick shot! [flips the ring up and kicks it to try to open it, but it keeps bouncing into debris being pulled in.] Come on... come on... come on! [Knuckles loses his grip, and the team is pulled towards the vortex, but the ring opens right in front of them, transporting them to safety at the edge of a nearby cliff. The team briefly celebrates before witnessing the black hole devouring the mountain and disappearing.] Yikes. Somebody better call Google Maps.
And done! Masterpiece. Look at that.
Yay! [wearing an "All or Muffin" apron, she brings more bread and joins Tom on the sofa.] It's really been great having time to ourselves.
Right? Absolutely, I just feel so relaxed. You know, clear-headed?
Look at all these new interests we found.
I've got so many hobbies.
So many!
After the action and adventure of the last few years, I could get used to this.
Same.
Tom, Maddie, we need your help on a super… Knuckles, do you mind?
Oh, excuse me. [turns around so Sonic faces Tom and Maddie]
Tom, Maddie, we need your help on a super dangerous, top-secret mission!
Thank God.
Let's go.
Yeah, we're in.
Really? You're in, just like that?
Yeah.
Yes. It was getting so boring without you guys here.
So boring.
No offense.
No, none taken. [to Team Sonic] I mean, whatever crazy plan you're cooking up, the answer's yes.
Yes.
Great! But first thing's first, what is that? [points to a ventriloquist puppet of Tom with Sergeant Sprinkles. Tom picks it up off the floor. Maddie is unamused.]
Oh, this is... [puts on a high-pitched voice] Little Tom! [in normal voice] Isn't he great?
I told you to get rid of that. It's very creepy.
I told him to get rid of you. [in normal voice] Okay, that's going a bit too far...
You're in so much trouble.
Okay, this is it, the belly of the beast: G.U.N. headquarters in London.
Aw, Tom, we're finally gonna get to see London together...!
Hey, I told you we'd get there someday, baby.
Okay, so here's the plan! I run in super fast, fly over that water, no problem, then right when I get to the-- [his hologram turns to ash upon running into G.U.N. HQ's shield, leaving only his shoes behind.] AAAH! What just happened?
Congratulations, you just got incinerated by their energy shield. We'll need to shut it down by planting a USB drive in their server room. That will give me full control over it. (re: Tom and Maddie) That's what we need you two for.
A couple bad-**** spies, that's what we are.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith. [fist bumps Tom]
Once we disable the shield, you'll face... the laser hall. These high-density bad boys will cut you into tiny pieces. And cut those pieces into even tinier pieces.
Once again... AAH! Can't we just get Tom Cruise to do this?
Nope, because not even he could break into... the vault.
Why is it empty in there?
Because we have no idea what's on the other side of that door. To prevent the vault from ever being accessed by a ring, all images and schematics have been wiped from G.U.N.'s database. So, for the last leg of this heist...
We're goin' in blind. [off Maddie's look, quietly] Sorry.
Okay, I'm just gonna say it. It sounds like this plan would work a heck of a lot better if Sonic used the Master Emerald to go golden god mode to get the key.
No way, Maddie. The Master Emerald is too powerful to ever use again. We made a promise to each other to keep it hidden.
In a location only Knuckles knows.
As Guardian of the Master Emerald, anyone who tries to take it away for any reason will become a sworn enemy.
Okay-okay, sheesh, no need to get all growly on me, buddy.
You guys are always telling us to make good choices. Well, this is the right choice.
Okay! I guess we're going to...
Guys? Are you ready for me yet? I've been waiting here all day.
Sonic, we literally just started! Tom, Maddie, are you in position and ready?
We were born ready.
Let's do this.
Knuckles, how 'bout you?
I have taken my perch atop the giant clock. Now, where is this glass I'm supposed to break?
Actually, Knucks, your job is to "break glass in case of emergency".
Understood. I will shatter this glass like the jaw of a vile foe.
In case of emergency.
I will pulverize it like the skull of a loathsome rival!
Just to be clear, the emergency is the important part.
The glass will beg for mercy under the shadow of my mighty fist!
Guys, remember, we're a team. Now, let's focus.
Please!
You know what? Let's move on.
All right, everyone knows what to do. Tom and Maddie, you guys plant the USB drive. I'll disable the traps. Sonic will snag the launch key. And Knuckles, you stand by to...
Break glass in case of emergency.
See? He gets it.
Then we're all set.
Hologram time. [hands her a Tails-made disguiser] You go first.
Tom! It's me, Rachel. Can you believe it? We're both in London together!
Have you met your sister? Try again. Unless... you're not up for this mission? Yeah, maybe you wanna be back in Green Hills baking sourdough and--
Thomas Michael Wachowski! You brought aliens to my wedding, punched up my husband, and buried me in an avalanche. Your day of reckoning is at hand! (Better?)
Yeah, that's perfect. [after being let go] Okay, now for her better half. [clicks his disguiser, turning into Randall Handel and admires the size of his own arms] Hoo-hoo, my name is Randall, and I am too much to "Handel". [flexes] Welcome to the gun show! ["Rachel" nods along] Baby, would you describe me as jacked, juiced or shredded?
I would describe your head as swollen. Let's get to work.
Agent Randall Handel. I'm here to have lunch with my lovely wife Rachel.
Oh, I'm sorry, Agent Handel, this facility's currently locked down. Command-level clearance only.
One minute. [turns away, whispering into her comm] Tails, we have a problem here.
They must've tightened security after Shadow's escape.
I got this. [to the front desk agent] You must be new here. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rachel... Rachel Gonna-Get-You-Fired. Do you know what G.U.N. stands for?
Of course. Guardian Units--
Gettin'. Ultra. Nasty. Do you want me… to get ultra nasty?! Nasty-nasty?!?
No, ma'am.
Okay, then. Then go take those little sad fingers and start tippity type-type-typin'! [the front desk agent starts typing on the computer] Mmm-hmm. That's right, go on.
Sorry for the inconvenience, ma'am.
Mmm-hmm... That's what I thought! [passing through] My God, I love being Rachel!
It didn't work.
Did you put in the right way?
Try punching it!
Do not try punching it!
Ah! Take it out and blow on it.
Yes!
Oh, come on, Tom. [Tom blows into the drive a couple times, letting Maddie have a turn, too.] There's absolutely no scientific evidence to support-- [Tom puts the drive back in. The server room's lights turn yellow.] Never mind, it worked!
A little trick from the 90s.
The best decade ever, right? [high-fives Tom]
The Robotniks are almost at the vault!
We're outta time. I'm going.
No, Sonic! I haven't disabled the traps yet!
Too late! [hits the ground running] Look at me, I'm running on the wrong side of the road! [as the force field around G.U.N. HQ begins to build, Sonic, (de)touring London faster than the eye can see, dashes past Trafalgar Square] Oh, I gotta take in the sights. [He recreates the Beatles' album cover with his afterimages at Abbey Road...] Paul, John, George, the other one! [...spins up the Shaftesbury Memorial Fountain at Piccadilly Circus...] Loud American coming through! [...runs through Buckingham Palace one room at a time...] 'Scuse me! Pardon me! 'Ello, guv'nor! Which way to Hogwarts? [...comes out with a king's crown, coat, and scepter, along with a teacup...] Hear ye, hear ye, Sonic the Hedgehog wants a cuppa tea! [...and leaves them on an unsuspecting King's guardsman...] Hold this for me, please. [...before finally heading for G.U.N. HQ.]
You're not gonna make it!
I can make it. [boosts forward and speeds up along the Tower Bridge, launching high in the sky.]
You're not going to make it!
I can make it! [dives toward G.U.N. HQ, almost fully shielded] I'm not gonna make it. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! [Suddenly, Tails flies in, spinning Sonic around and throwing him through the shield before it closes.] Made it!
Woo!
Excuse me, comin' through! No time for autographs, gotta go, bye!
It'll be okay, Sonic.
It'll be okay? Tom is fighting for his life, and you think it'll be okay?
The fox is simply trying to comfort you.
Comfort's not what I need right now. I need to stop them. By any means necessary.
Wait, you don't mean...?
The Master Emerald.
The emerald must never be wielded for vengeance. Not ever. We swore a sacred oath.
Don't talk to me about oaths, not now.
But you told Tom using the emerald wasn't the right choice.
Well, now it's the only choice! And if neither of you have the guts to help me, then I'll do it alone.
But I thought the three of us were a team! I thought that's what made us special!
I'm not asking you twice, Knuckles. [powers his fists] Where is the Master Emerald?!
Your heart is being consumed by anger, hedgehog. You are in no condition to make decisions right now.
I know you're upset about Tom. We all are!
Last chance. Where... [his eyes glow blue with rage] is it?!
Don't do this. [then hesitantly calms down a moment later] Part of our oath is to trust each other, and I must abide by that promise even if you have chosen to break it. But heed this warning. The Master Emerald is guarded by a fearsome warrior, and to seize this ultimate power, you will have to go… through him.
Please, Grampsy! Don't do this.
Sorry, kiddo. "Bring Your Grandkid to Work Day" is over. [opens the hatch, causing Ivo to hold on for dear life] Any last words?
Just... one thing... that I never thought I’d say.
What is it? [mockingly] "I love you"?
No. It was something even better, but I'm not gonna say it if that's the way you're gonna be!
'Kay. Bye.
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Grandchildren. All the fun and none of the responsibility.
Who said life was pointless?
Huh?
Oh, right. You did. [uses the quill to zap Gerald behind, sending him flying into the energy field, disintegrating and killing him instantly]
AAH!
Whoo-hoo!
Victory!
Say what you want about my granddad... He made one hell of a bug zapper. [blows on the quill and tosses it aside]
We've gotta stop that laser!
I knew there was something I was forgetting.
Sonic, look. [they look and saw the explosion up in the sky] Shadow and Robotnik. They sacrificed themselves to save everyone.
You always have a choice. Guys, I'm really sorry for running off like that. I shouldn't have left you behind. The truth is... you're the best teammates a hedgehog could ever ask for. And the best friends. Can you ever forgive me? [Knuckles ponders for a moment before raising his fist up for a fist-bump]
Team Sonic?
How about just "team"?
[the three all hug together]
And way out in front, to the surprise of absolutely no one, it's the Blue Blur, often imitated, never duplicated, the one, the only–
Let's do this!
Yeah! [activates a winged jetpack] Ha-ha-ha!
All right, boys, try and keep up!
[the team races off into the sunset in high spirits.]
