Richard White quotes from Superman Returns (2006)

Lois Lane

Clark, Richard. Richard, Clark.

Richard White

Richard White.

Lois Lane

Richard's an assistant editor who basically saved our international section. He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies. Clark is... well, he's Clark.

Richard White

Good to finally meet you, I've heard so much.

Clark Kent

Oh, you have?

Richard White

Yeah, Jimmy just won't shut up about you.

Richard White

So, I've noticed you've been acting a little different lately.

Lois Lane

Have I?

Richard White

You know, Lois... that article that you wrote-

Lois Lane

"Why the World Doesn't Need Superman"?

Richard White

No, no, no. No, the other one from years ago, before we met?

Lois Lane

Well, which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.

Richard White

"I Spent the Night with Superman".

Lois Lane

Richard. Come on. It was the title of an interview. Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.

Richard White

No, I know. It's okay.

Lois Lane

Richard... it was a long time ago.

Richard White

Were you in love with him?

Lois Lane

He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.

Richard White

But were you?

Lois Lane

No.

Richard White

So with the Super-Hearing does he hear each sound by itself or everything all at once?

Lois Lane

Both.

Richard White

He's certainly a lot taller than I thought.

Lois Lane

6'4".

Richard White

I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.

Lois Lane

Anything but lead.

Richard White

I bet he's-

Lois Lane

225 pounds, faster than a speeding bullet, draws his powers from the sun, invulnerable to anything but Kryptonite, and he never lies.

Richard White

Kryptonite?

Lois Lane

Radioactive pieces of his homeworld. It's deadly. To him.

Richard White

We're having beef, honey. You want the tofu wrap or the veggie wrap? [notices Lois' disheveled look and silence] You okay?

Lois Lane

Uh-huh!

Richard White

Where've you been?

Lois Lane

I was...up on the roof! Getting some air.

Richard White

Tell the truth now. [looks around at Clark and Jimmy. Jimmy awkwardly stuffs his face] Were you smoking?

Lois Lane

....No.

Lois Lane

How did you get here?

Richard White

I flew.