Okay listen up. I wanna know it all, everything. Olsen, I wanna see photos of him everywhere. No, I want the photos. Sports, how are they going to get that plane out of the stadium? Travel, where did he go? Was he on vacation? If so, where? Gossip, has he met somebody? Fashion, is that a new suit? Uh, health, has he gained weight? What's he been eating? [Clark cringes heavily] Business, how is this gonna effect the stock market? Long-term? Short-term? Politics, does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff? Lifestyle... Superman returns.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Superman Returns (2006): in 10 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: Clark Kent (3), Jimmy Olsen (3), Lois Lane (2)
Lois, only three things sell papers: tragedy, sex, and Superman. People are sick of tragedy, we know you can't write worth a damn about sex, so that leaves one thing and one thing only and that's Superman and you know it is.
More lines from Perry White
5 quotesLois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.
Great Caesar's Ghost...
Every newspaper in town has a female reporter — a good-looking female reporter — stashed on a roof covering Superman and you two were the ones with the history!
This goes for everyone. The story isn't the black-out. It's Superman!
Scenes with Perry White
4 scenesLook who's back?
Kent?
Hey. Chief! Thank you for giving me my job back.
Don't thank me. Thank Norm Palmer for dying!
It was his time.
Eh.
Eh? These are iconic, and they were taken by a 12 year-old with a camera phone. What've you got, Olsen?
Look, in the sky, Chief.
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
No, look, it's...
But there are dozens of other stories out there!
Yeah? Name one.
Well, there was a museum robbery last night. Even Superman missed that one. [Taps photo of Superman with Kitty in his arms.] He was too busy saving this hooker.
Why don't you guys track down Lex Luthor? I mean, no one's seen him since his fifth appeal and he has more bad history with Superman than anyone, maybe he's got something to say?
Luthor is yesterday's news.
Jimmy, how did Lex Luthor get out of prison?
Well, the appeals court called Superman as a witness and he wasn't around. How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
A lot.








