Bob Alexander quotes from Dave (1993)

Bob, at some point we're gonna have to call the Vice President.

Bob Alexander

Don't call the Vice President.

What?

Bob Alexander

Just don't call him, Al.

The guy's in a coma, Bob.

Bob Alexander

I don't give a shit.

Bob.

Bob Alexander

This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States.

Bob Alexander

I'm going to kill him.

You can't kill a President.

Bob Alexander

He's not a President. He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person.

Bob.

Bob Alexander

I can kill a hundred ordinary people.

Bob Alexander

What do you think you're doing?

Dave

What? Oh, you mean the press conference. I had a couple of ideas that I wanted to share with the country.

Bob Alexander

Share? Share? You don't call a press conference. I call a press conference. You're nothing. Do you understand? You're nobody.

Dave

I'm not nobody.

Bob Alexander

You're LINT! You're a FLEA! You're a BLIP!

Dave

Well... maybe I am. But you're fired.