Archer quotes from Small Soldiers (1998)

Archer

Alan. Friend of Archer. Defender of all Gorgonites. Keeper of Encarta.

Archer

The Gorgonites must be free. There will be no mercy.

Archer

Alan. We must find the-[muffled by Alan, covering Archer's face with a toy hat]-Gorgonites!

Archer

We would lose. That's what we're programmed to do.

Archer

Time to hide again.

Archer

If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.

Archer

They're wires and metal. The same as yours.

Archer

Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.

Archer

Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

Alan

Awfully polite for a monster.

Archer

What is your name?

Alan

I'm Alan. Now shut up. I gotta do my homework.

Archer

Greetings, Alan-now-shut-up.

Archer

Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta...

Alan

"Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave.

Archer

Alan. If Gorgon's not in that window, is it in this one?

Alan

There's nothing outside the window. There's just stuff outside them.

Archer

What stuff?

Alan

You know. Houses. Electric poles. Christy's house.

Slamfist

And beyond that?

Alan

The mall.

Archer

And what's beyond that?

Alan

That's the highway.

Punch-It

And beyond that?

Alan

A million acres of farm.

Archer

And what's beyond that?

Alan

I don't know.

Archer

Hmmm. Gorgon.

Archer

Gorgonites. We must help Alan.

Slamfist

But if we fight, we will lose.

Last time we fought, I woke up at am/fm.

Punch-It

We shouldn't fight, we should hide.

Archer

If we hide, we would still lose. No more hiding.