Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan) quotes from X-Men (2000)

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

You lost your money. You keep this up, you'll lose something else.

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

This certainly is a big, round room.

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

What do they call you? Wheels? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

So...Couldn't wait to get my shirt off again. [smiles at Dr. Grey]

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan)

What do you say we give the geeks another chance?

Wolverine

Get out.

Rogue

Where am I supposed to go?

Wolverine

I don't know.

Rogue

You don't know, or don't care?

Wolverine

Pick one.

Rogue, looking around interior of Logan's pickup truck/home: Wow.

Wolverine

What?

Rogue

Suddenly, my life doesn't look so bad.

Wolverine

If you prefer the road-

Rogue

No! No- it looks nice. It looks.... cozy.

Rogue

When they come out.... does it hurt?

Wolverine

Every time.

Professor Xavier

I'm Charles Xavier. Would you like some breakfast?

Wolverine

Where am I?

Westchester, New York. My people brought you here for medical attention.

Wolverine

I don't need medical attention.

Yes, of course. [Storm, Cyclops, and Jean enter.] Ah — Logan, I'd like you to meet Ororo Munro, also called Storm. This is Scott Summers, also called Cyclops. They saved your life. I believe you've already met Dr. Jean Grey. You are in my School for the Gifted — for mutants. You'll be safe here from Magneto.

Wolverine

What's a Magneto?

A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabretooth.

Wolverine

Sabretooth? [looks at Storm] Storm. [looks at Xavier] What do they call you — Wheels? This is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

Wolverine

Magneto's right: There is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

Storm

At least I've chosen a side.

Wolverine

You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops

If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine

Well then, I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Cyclops?

Cyclops

It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Better be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan- stay away from my girl.

Magneto

You must be Wolverine. That remarkable metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?

Wolverine

What do you want with me?

Magneto

My dear boy, who ever said I wanted you?

Storm

Where are you going?

Wolverine

I'm gonna find her.

Professor Xavier

How?

Wolverine

The traditional way: Look!

Cyclops

Professor, I'm sorry, but he'll endanger the mission.

Wolverine

Hey, I wasn't the one who gave the train station a new sun-roof, pal.

Cyclops

No, you were the one who stabbed Rogue through the chest.

Wolverine

You actually go outside in these things?

Cyclops

Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
[The joke here is Wolverine's costume in the comics consisted of yellow spandex.]

Cyclops

All right, we can insert here at the George Washington Bridge, come around the bank just off of Manhattan, land on the far side of Liberty Island, here.

Wolverine

What about harbor patrol? Radar?

Cyclops

If they have anything that can pick up our jet, they deserve to catch us.

Wolverine

Hey, hey- it's me!

Cyclops

Prove it.

Wolverine

You're a dick.

Cyclops

Okay.

Wolverine

There's someone here.

Cyclops

Where?

Wolverine

I don't know. Keep your eye open.

Storm

Logan, you can't do this alone!

Wolverine

Who's gonna help me, you? So far, you've all done a bang-up job.

Storm

Then join us. Fight with us!

Wolverine

Fight with you? Join the team? Be an 'X-Man'? Who the hell do you think you are? You're a mutant. The whole world out there is full of people that hate and fear you, and you're wasting your time trying to protect them? I got better things to do. [starts to leave, then turns back] You know, Magneto's right: there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

Storm

At least I've chosen a side.

Storm

Logan, is that you?

Wolverine

Shhh. [Storm stumbles further to Logan, who sniffs the air] The other one ain't far away.

Storm

Come on. We have to regroup.

Wolverine

I know but there's a problem. [turns and stabs Storm with his claws] You're not part of the group! [Storm attempts to attack Wolverine, later reveals herself to be Mystique in disguise and collapses to the ground before shifting back to her original form.]