Bette Midler movie quotes

View Quote My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!

View Quote [when Max lights up the lighter before he puts it on one of the water sprinklers, which causes them to spray out on the Sanderson Sisters] He makes fire in his hand.

View Quote [before Max drinks the life potion as a sacrifice to save his sister Dani] Give me that vial! [Max: Put her down or I'll smash it!] Smash it, then she dies!

View Quote [Dodger tells her it's not her he's broken in for] It's not? It's NOT?! Well WHY not?! What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? [lowers voice] 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. [right at Dodger] SIX-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!

View Quote [hiding a photo from Rita] NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! [to Francis, who is eating chocolates in her bed] And YOU. Tubby. OFF THE BED! [sees Einstein sniffing her perfume] Get away from there, you-- [gets some blown in her face] All right, that does it, you yo-yos clear off, AND I MEAN NOW!!! [like a damsel in distress] WIN-STON! Bark! Bark!

View Quote Perfection becomes me, n'est-ce pas?

View Quote [to Bobby and Jeff, regarding the name BJ Landscaping] BJ? [laughs] Well, I think "JB" has a nicer ring to it. Besides, you don't want anyone goin' around calling ya "Blow Job Landscaping" - Do ya?

View Quote Chief Wyatt Rash: My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad."
Mona Dearly: Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?!
Phil Dearly: Make shit salad?

View Quote Mona Dearly: Don't call yourselves BJ Landscaping. You don't want people to go around calling you "Blow Job Landscaping."

View Quote I will enslave all mankind!

View Quote Meow.

View Quote Diggs: You'll never get away with this, Kitty!
Kitty Galore: Oh, I was hoping someone would tell me I'd never get away with this! It makes it so much more satisfying when I do!
Lou: Tab Lazenby. So you're the new fat cat at MEOWS. And by that, I mean you should really switch to skimmed milk
Tab Lezenby: Oh, Lou, so catty. I see they've given you the key to the executive dumpster. All that butt-sniffing finally payed off.
Mr. Tinkles: Cats rule! Yeah.
Mr. Tinkles: Greetings, my furry friends! It is I, Tinkles! Free! Scot-free! [laughing] Meow, meow. Did you really think the Rock could hold me forever? I am definitely not an indoor cat! [steel drums are heard] HEY! Ringo! Enough with the steel drums here! I'm trying to talk, 'mon'!
Calico: Hey, boss! I'm riffin'! Heh-heh-heh!