Hocus Pocus 1993 quotes

68 quotes · 7 characters
Hocus Pocus (1993) poster
Characters
Max Dennison Omri Katz · 13 quotes
Allison Vinessa Shaw · 5 quotes

Most scenes together: Winifred Sanderson & Sarah Sanderson (4), Winifred Sanderson & Mary Sanderson (4), Sarah Sanderson & Mary Sanderson (3)

Hocus Pocus quotes

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[as they plan to go to the Sanderson house]

Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!

Max

Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.

So take her to the movies like a normal person.

Max

Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?

Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...with tights or it's no deal.

Max
[as Dani attempts to leave]

Okay, okay, deal, deal.

Winnie
[Performing a spell to transform Thackary Binx into a cat]

Twist the bones and bend the back.

Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.

Winnie

Trim him of his baby fat.

Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.

Winnie

Give him fur black as black, just...

like...

...this!
[Thackery has been transformed into a black cat]

I like your costume, Dani.

Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?

[Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking]

Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!

Billy Butcherson
[to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth]

Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell! [happily to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.

Max

Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!

Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!

Emily

Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?

I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.

Master's Wife

Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?

We'll be younger in the morning.

Master's Wife

Yeah, sure, me too.

Max
[looking at the salt can]

Well, what does it say?

Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.

Max

And what about new boyfriends?

Max

The witches used it to put the spell on him.

Maybe there's a way in here to take it off.
Max Mmm, I don't know. Binx told us not to open it.

Well, the witches are dead. What harm could it do?

Max

Well, just be careful.

Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?

You explained it beautifully, Winnie. They way in which you started out with the adventure part and slowly.

Explained what?

Come, we fly!