Max Dennison [complaining about moving from Los Angeles, California to Salem, Massachusetts]
I can't believe you made me move here!
Played by Omri Katz 
Hocus Pocus (1993) · 68 quotes
Hocus Pocus (1993) · 68 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Hocus Pocus (1993): in 13 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Winifred Sanderson (2), Allison (2)
Now you have no choice! You'll have to take me.
More lines from Max Dennison
6 quotes Max Dennison Max Dennison [to Dani]
You just humiliated me in front of the guys half at school. So, collect your candy and get out of my life.
Max Dennison Hey! You mess with the Great and Powerful Max. Now, you must suffer the consequences. I summon the Burning Rain of Death.
Max Dennison Will everybody listen up, please? Your kids are in danger. [Audience member: What do you mean?] 300 years ago, the Sanderson Sanders bewitch people, and now they returned from their grave.
Max Dennison We're talking about three ancient hags vs. the 20th century. How bad could it be? [Binx: Bad.]
Max Dennison [after catching the vile with life potion inside when Binx knocked the vile out of Winifred's hands]
Put her down or I'll smash it!
Scenes with Max Dennison
6 scenes
[as they plan to go to the Sanderson house]
Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
Max Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
So take her to the movies like a normal person.
Max Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?
Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...with tights or it's no deal.
Max [as Dani attempts to leave]
Okay, okay, deal, deal.
Max The witches used it to put the spell on him.
Maybe there's a way in here to take it off.
Max Mmm, I don't know. Binx told us not to open it.
Well, the witches are dead. What harm could it do?
Max Well, just be careful.
Max [looking at the salt can]
Well, what does it say?
Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.
Max And what about new boyfriends?
Billy Butcherson [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth]
Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell! [happily to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
Max Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!
Max Dennison Prepare to die...again.
You! You have no powers here, you fool!
Max Dennison Maybe not. But there's a power greater than your magic; and that's knowledge! And there's one thing I know that you don't!
And what is that, dude?
Max Dennison Daylight Savings Time.
Max Oh. [Cat Binx attacks him then scurries away] Stupid cat!
